A half hour at an Apple store

[Jess]

This explains why I don't want an iPod. Actually, that isn't the real reason but let's just pretend it is.

[Chaos]

I had a mac once, about 7 or 8 years ago...the Mac itself was about 10 years old. I broke it. I think I loaded its hard drive onto a catz 1 cd-rom. For some reason it refused to function unless it had the cd in the cd drive. I click on word to do some typing, and a popup window appears saying 'Insert Catz 1 disk'. I insert disk, type away, take disk out and go to save....."Insert Catz1 disk".

Bizarrely the only thing I didn't need the cd for was Catz 1.

Anyway, yeah, Apple stores = scary.

Yes.

[Madame Adequate]

I've never been to an Apple store but for some reason I imagine everything in there is dazzling white and clinical, with the staff wearing white suits with white dyed hair.

I'm not going to lie, if the store was any more Apple-y, it probably would have been just that. xD

That is exactly the way the Apple store I walked past was.

And really now, have people still not realized that Zen and iRiver >>> iPod?

Further, I should have thought we have by this point amassed enough evidence to conclusively prove that banana is simply better than apple.

[Rye]

I've never been to an Apple store but for some reason I imagine everything in there is dazzling white and clinical, with the staff wearing white suits with white dyed hair.

I'm not going to lie, if the store was any more Apple-y, it probably would have been just that. xD

That is exactly the way the Apple store I walked past was.

And really now, have people still not realized that Zen and iRiver >>> iPod?

Further, I should have thought we have by this point amassed enough evidence to conclusively prove that banana is simply better than apple.

Well, you've always had something against apples, since the first day you joined here. Remember? You bit into the skull of the apple that bore seedlings?

[Giga Guess]

Rogers, my cellphone provider. Ugh.

I've always maintained, Rogers is a GREAT provider. So long as nothing ever, ever, ever goes wrong with your cell. Or plan. Or anything else. I swear, they have a maximum IQ requirement, which is likely in the low double digits.