- Randomly replace General Gaming Discussion with 'The Advertisement Forum'.
- Randomly replace Dr. Unne with Dr. Pepper.
- Have the Ciddies sponsored by Subway or a similar company.
- Alter the swear filter to have it replace offensive language with phrases such as 'Have you experienced the smooth, mild flavour of Silk Cut cigarettes?'
- Bring back the Attack button, [strike]only have it open a zillion pop-up ads when clicked.[/strike]