1. "The leprechaun tells me to burn things..."

2.This is quote is Ralph's father btw, not Ralph: I like the scene in "Who shot Mr. Burns" when the African-American Doctor says: "We don't know who shot Mr. Burns..." and then he turns, as if to the audience, "DO YOU?"

And then it turns out he's just looking at Police Chief Wiggum. "Well, I'll give it a try, it's my job y'know..."