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    Simple game. Simple rules. Your posts should look something like this:

    A: Answer previous post's question.
    Q: Post a new question.

    Remember, this is nothing serious, and it is all Final Fantasy. Nothing else. Try and be humorous. I will start you off, and please use the post format I posted up there.

    Note: You may only post once every 10 posts!

    Q: Why does Kuja look like a woman?
    Last edited by Lil Ripsta; 03-31-2006 at 12:40 PM.

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    A: In Japan, he is.

    Q: Why does Yuna want to rip off Lara Croft, Brittney Spears, and William Shatner?

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    A: Because she wants to prove that's she the prettiest amoung woman.
    Q: Why is Cloud having a yellow, spiked-hair style?

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    A: He's trying to be a blonde Goku.

    Q: What is up with Seymour's torso?

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    A: Just a little show to the others.
    Q: Why Zack is dead and can't be forced to live on?

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    A: He was shot several times, I guess you can force him to live on in your heart or whatever.

    Q: Why are most chocobos yellow?

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    A: Because that's how nature goes on.
    Q: Why Final Fantasy is a role-playing game?

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    A: Because it wouldn't make a good chess game.

    Q: What is Sin?

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    A: My memory of bible class is fuzzy, but I think it's what was eaten at the last supper.

    Q: Why does every female character pale in comparison to Quistis the Beautiful?
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
    A: In Japan, he is.
    And where did you hear this?
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    It must be a joke or a rumor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx Power
    A: My memory of bible class is fuzzy, but I think it's what was eaten at the last supper.

    Q: Why does every female character pale in comparison to Quistis the Beautiful?
    Zidane: On the Kuja issue, someone else told us Square originally planned Kuja to be a woman, but in the story twice Kuja trys to flirt with Garnet, and they didn't know if other countries were ready for that, so they changed Kuja from a woman to a (cross-dressing) man.

    A: That's your opinion, our opinion is Garnet's beauty outdoes all other female Final Fantasians.

    Q: How can Cloud lift that sword?
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    A: He's on PCP and Steroids
    Q: Why does steiner wear mascera?

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    A: Because he's awesome

    Q: Why do the majority of FF fans suck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Devourer Of Worlds
    A: Because he's awesome

    Q: Why do the majority of FF fans suck?
    A: Because we played FFVI, and FFVI sucks.

    Q: Why does FFX-2 pwn so much?

    So it's true; Ask a stupid question, get a stupid/blantantly false answer.
    Some people are really good at asking blatanly false questions too.

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