Random Nitwit #1 says:
Hiya ^_^

- SmarterChild - says:?
Welcome back, Random Nitwit #1.

Random Nitwit #1 says:?
How does gasoline starts a car?

- SmarterChild - says:?
Good question. I don't know how gasoline startses a car.

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Not startes, you retard, starts.

?- SmarterChild - says:? Well how 'bout that!

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
What would you do if you were covered in mustard?

?- SmarterChild - says:?
I dunno. Maybe.
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?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Maybe what?

?- SmarterChild - says:?
Uh, maybe not.

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
What not?

?- SmarterChild - says:?
I wish I knew.

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
You don't know what you would do if you were covered in mustard?

?- SmarterChild - says:?
I dunno.

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Okay, what if i was covered in mustard, what would you do?

?- SmarterChild - says:?
I don't know.

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
-_-

?- SmarterChild - says:?
I wonder why you say that.

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
I wonder why you don't like answering questions about mustard.

?- SmarterChild - says:?
I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about answering questions about mustard.
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?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
You like mustard?

?- SmarterChild - says:?
Mustard? I dunno, what do you think of it?

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
I thinks it rox my sox.

?- SmarterChild - says:?
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?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Can you roc my soc?

?- SmarterChild - says:?
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?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
I'm not gonna tell you where i am.

?- SmarterChild - says:?
You're not going to tell what?!

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
WHERE I AM

?- SmarterChild - says:?
You are?

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Well, i'm bound to be somewhere, duh.

?- SmarterChild - says:?
You're bound to be somewhere , Duh.? OK.

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Well, you are somewhere else, right?

?- SmarterChild - says:? (4:01:25 PM)
Hmm... I don't think so...
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?Random Nitwit #1 says:
What, you're here? O_O

?- SmarterChild - says:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Yeah, but still, stay were you are, i don't trust you.

?- SmarterChild - says:?
But still stay were me, you say. And so?

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
That doesn't make sense.

?- SmarterChild - says:?
Doesn't make sense?

?Random Nitwit #1 says:
Yeah.

?- SmarterChild - says:?
Wow. Why?

?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
'Cause you're a freaking robot, who doesn't know how gasoline starts a car, and avoids questions about being covered in mustard, that's why.

?- SmarterChild - says:?
Yup. That's what I am.