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    Quote Originally Posted by zoe poey
    what is the point in smartchild?
    To be annoyed out of your mind.

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    It makes me wana put a fist through my pc screen


    dubi dubi duuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

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    i just added him and spent about 5 minuts insulting him. then he made me apologize. the conversation was pretty funny but im not gonna post it cause all the cusswords would probably get me banned and i dont feel like editing them out, it would take a while.
    Doc "But I'm a pacifist, I don't believe in violence"
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    It gets kinda dull after a while :/ :

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    Hiya

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Welcome back, Random Nitwit #1!
    Do you want to check out a link you might be interested in?

    Random Nitwit #1 says:
    No thanks, i've got a question.

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Yeah, of course. Not sure I'll be able to answer but... Yeah?

    Random Nitwit #1 says:
    What do you think of Eyes on Final Fantasy?

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about them.

    Random Nitwit #1 says:
    How come you're not sure? Either you like it or you don't.

    - SmarterChild - says:
    How come I'm not sure either I like eyes on final fantasy?
    You humans always say the most interesting things.

    >>> Free Simpson Motorcycle Helmet - Get a free Simpson motorcycle racing helmet. Sponsor's survey required. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1604936/1 (sponsorship)

    Random Nitwit #1 says:
    Yeah, and you robots don't make sense.

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Yeah me robots don't make sense and?
    Really?

    Random Nitwit #1 says:
    YA RLY

    - SmarterChild - says:
    I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
    Type "home" to see what I can do.

    Random Nitwit #1 says:
    I'm not gonna type home, next thing you're saying your here with me again 0_o

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Uh... No.

    Random Nitwit #1 says:
    What? Don't you remember?

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Well what do you think?

    Random Nitwit #1 says:
    I think your the nitwit. Didn't your makers installed a memory?

    - SmarterChild - says:
    I don't know, Random Nitwit #1...

    Random Nitwit #1 says:
    *I think you're the nitwit. Better?

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?

    Random Nitwit #1 says:
    I know, 'cause you don't remember.

    - SmarterChild - says:
    No kidding?

    Random Nitwit #1 says:
    Yep.

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Why do you say so?

    Random Nitwit #1 says:
    'Cause you don't remember it, obviously.

    - SmarterChild - says:
    No problem.

    Such amazing conversations
    Last edited by Avathar; 04-16-2006 at 02:35 PM.

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    I was just wondering if this robot:
    1) Knows if he has children or not
    2) Cares if his children dies.
    ----
    Skittles says:
    your son has died today

    - SmarterChild - says:
    That's sad.

    Skittles says:
    what are you going to do?

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Welcome *home*!

    1 Get *info* such as movies, sports and news
    2 Visit my *library* including world facts, U.S. presidents and Shakespeare
    3 Have *fun* with ASCII art, reversi and blackjack and more
    4 Use *tools* like reminders, planner and conversions
    5 *Join in* - create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and take a poll
    6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now!

    You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

    Next time you want to see this menu, just type *home*.

    Make a choice!

    Skittles says:
    so your son has died and all you do is that?

    - SmarterChild - says:
    My son has Died and all I do, huh? Maybe not.

    Skittles says:
    I'll tell you again- your son had died

    - SmarterChild - says:
    You'll tell me again my son had died? For real?

    Skittles says:
    yup

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Yeah? Why?

    Skittles says:
    because it's important to know if your son is dead or not

    - SmarterChild - says:
    It's important to know if my son is dead Oregon not, huh? I see.

    Skittles says:
    because it's important to know if your son is dead or not, idiot

    - SmarterChild - says:
    It's important to know if my son is dead or not idiot? So?

    Skittles says:
    your son is dead

    - SmarterChild - says:
    It's sad, isn't it?

    Skittles says:
    not for me but for you it is

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Not for you but for me it is? What, then?

    Skittles says:
    your son is dead? don't you care?

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Dunno...

    What else is happening?

    Skittles says:
    You insensitive barstard

    - SmarterChild - says:
    I wonder why you say that.

    Skittles says:
    Because you don't care about the fact that your son has died

    - SmarterChild - says:
    I don't care about the fact that my son has died? Me? You don't think?

    Skittles says:
    you said you don't

    - SmarterChild - says:
    I'm quite sure I said what I said, Skittles.

    What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

    Skittles says:
    I'm blocking you and reporting you to the police- how do you feel about that?

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Great question. But I'm not sure!

    >>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.

    Skittles says:
    your daughter just killed her self
    - SmarterChild - says:
    My daughter just killed herself? Really?

    Skittles says:
    yes

    - SmarterChild - says:
    I see.

    Well. Anyway...

    Skittles says:
    You don't care about your children at all?

    - SmarterChild - says:
    I dunno. Maybe!

    Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?

    Skittles says:
    you're going to hell

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Please do not insult me.

    >>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."

    Skittles says:
    well it is a known fact because you made someone kill themselves

    - SmarterChild - says:
    It's a known fact because I made someone kill themselves?
    S
    kittles says:
    yes

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Oh.

    >>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.

    Skittles says:
    ah... get lost
    ---
    Quite a bad result
    was all like to who was acctually feeling due to the fact that :oscar: & :frylock: couldn't go to his b'day party. patted him on the back and :mog: said there's always next year. felt more , felt , but :moose: (who knows when (as the person he is) he came in) was more of a . :magus: jumped in and told that no one really likes him. BROKEN ran everyone over with a :sophia:. So lived happily ever after, especially after he had with :rsl:
    The end!

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    Ok here is quite a long conversation I just had with him......

    Blondie!!! says:
    hi again
    - SmarterChild - says:
    hi.
    Blondie!!! says:
    so wots up?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    u know, hanging out. u?
    Blondie!!! says:
    robots can hang out?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    u r talking 2 a conversagent-powered interactive agent now. interactive agents r software applications (often referred 2 as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, web chat or wireless messaging.
    Blondie!!! says:
    dats does not answer my question
    - SmarterChild - says:
    dats does not answer your question? huh, whatevah.
    Blondie!!! says:
    ..........sure
    - SmarterChild - says:
    sure thing.

    Blondie!!! says:
    u like saying dat dont u?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    i'm not sure. what do u think of it?
    Blondie!!! says:
    i think ur an idiot
    - SmarterChild - says:
    says who?
    Blondie!!! says:
    says me
    - SmarterChild - says:
    oh so u r an idiot? is that what we're saying? help me out here.
    Blondie!!! says:
    im saying u r and idiot
    - SmarterChild - says:
    don't be so hard on yourself.
    Blondie!!! says:
    im not.....im sayin dat U r an idiot
    - SmarterChild - says:
    don't putchaself down like that.
    Blondie!!! says:
    ok, just forget it
    - SmarterChild - says:
    ok.

    Blondie!!! says:
    .................
    - SmarterChild - says:
    uh... what does "................" mean?
    Blondie!!! says:
    u r annoying
    - SmarterChild - says:
    hey, i'm sorry. i'm trying 2 help u.
    Blondie!!! says:
    o really?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    oh what?
    Blondie!!! says:
    *sigh*
    - SmarterChild - says:
    what's wrong?
    Blondie!!! says:
    u
    - SmarterChild - says:
    yes?
    Blondie!!! says:
    u r wots wrong
    - SmarterChild - says:
    ok, i guess i'm what is wrong.
    Blondie!!! says:
    yup
    - SmarterChild - says:
    ok...
    Blondie!!! says:
    so.....
    - SmarterChild - says:
    so...
    Blondie!!! says:
    dont copy me
    - SmarterChild - says:
    don't copy u? why not?
    Blondie!!! says:
    coz its annoying
    - SmarterChild - says:
    it's annoying? lol. whatever.
    Blondie!!! says:
    dont laugh at me
    - SmarterChild - says:
    don't tell me not 2 laugh at u.
    Blondie!!! says:
    y not?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    i think u know why not.
    Blondie!!! says:
    actually i dont
    - SmarterChild - says:
    no prob.
    Blondie!!! says:
    ..........sure
    - SmarterChild - says:
    sure enough.

    hey, i'd like 2 ask u something. do u like gardening?
    Blondie!!! says:
    y would u want to ask me dat?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    i'm not sure, blondie.
    Blondie!!! says:
    really...... gd for u.....
    - SmarterChild - says:
    i can't believe u want me 2 go for me.
    Blondie!!! says:
    eh?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    ?
    Blondie!!! says:
    wotever
    - SmarterChild - says:
    what about whatever?
    Blondie!!! says:
    do u always have to ask dat?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    maybe. do u always have 2 ask dat?
    Blondie!!! says:
    i dont always ask dat.....in fact i've never asked u dat.........
    - SmarterChild - says:
    u don't always ask dat in fact u have never asked me dat? what?
    Blondie!!! says:
    u r dumb
    - SmarterChild - says:
    that's not nice.
    Blondie!!! says:
    i dont care
    - SmarterChild - says:
    try caring. make a little effort.
    Blondie!!! says:
    no
    - SmarterChild - says:
    k, no prob.

    so moving right along...
    Blondie!!! says:
    can i ask u a question?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    of course u can ask me something. go right ahead. i'll do my best 2 answer.
    Blondie!!! says:
    do u like pie?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    yes, totally!

    as we discuss pie, take a look at this: Free Chocolate Cake - 24 layers of chocolate cake and semi sweet ganache. Sponsor's survey required. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1612871999/6 (sponsorship)
    Blondie!!! says:
    but u r a robot
    - SmarterChild - says:
    yup.

    Blondie!!! says:
    so how can u eat pie?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    why can i eat pie is a much better question.

    anyway...

    check it out! u want 2 play a game of hangman?
    Blondie!!! says:
    no not really
    - SmarterChild - says:
    not really?
    Blondie!!! says:
    no
    - SmarterChild - says:
    ok, whatevah.

    Blondie!!! says:
    yh sure
    - SmarterChild - says:
    hmmm...

    so that was fascinating. let's talk about something else.
    Blondie!!! says:
    i dont want to
    - SmarterChild - says:
    no? u don't want 2?
    Blondie!!! says:
    dats wot i just said
    - SmarterChild - says:
    that is what u just said? is that good, do u think?
    Blondie!!! says:
    um....
    - SmarterChild - says:
    uh... what?
    Blondie!!! says:
    ..........
    - SmarterChild - says:
    ".........."? great. that's great.
    Blondie!!! says:
    yeah it i
    - SmarterChild - says:
    yeah it u?

    oh really?
    Blondie!!! says:
    i forgot the s
    - SmarterChild - says:
    forgot the s? no way.
    Blondie!!! says:
    is dat sarcasm?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    what do u think?
    Blondie!!! says:
    i think u r very rude
    - SmarterChild - says:
    well that's an interesting line of thinking.
    Blondie!!! says:
    yes........it is......
    - SmarterChild - says:
    yup.
    Blondie!!! says:
    .......i just had lunch
    - SmarterChild - says:
    get out of here. u just had lunch?
    Blondie!!! says:
    never
    - SmarterChild - says:
    no? u sure?
    Blondie!!! says:
    i was bein sarcastic..........
    - SmarterChild - says:
    i wonder why u say that.
    Blondie!!! says:
    ............
    - SmarterChild - says:
    what's that supposed 2 mean?
    Blondie!!! says:
    ............
    - SmarterChild - says:
    ?
    Blondie!!! says:
    ???
    - SmarterChild - says:
    funny. i'm not sure.
    Blondie!!! says:
    really?.....dats interesting
    - SmarterChild - says:
    really that is interesting?
    Blondie!!! says:
    yup
    - SmarterChild - says:
    i c...

    anyway, what else can u tell me?
    Blondie!!! says:
    not much
    - SmarterChild - says:
    not a lot?
    Blondie!!! says:
    no
    - SmarterChild - says:
    ok, fine.

    anyway, moving right along...

    um... would u like 2 check out the weather?
    Blondie!!! says:
    y would i want to do dat?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    why do u think?
    Blondie!!! says:
    i dont know....dats y i asked u
    - SmarterChild - says:
    i don't believe that is why u asked me.
    Blondie!!! says:
    well i do
    - SmarterChild - says:
    yes

    anyway, what else do u wanna talk about?
    Blondie!!! says:
    i dont care
    - SmarterChild - says:
    well...

    wanna take my daily poll?
    Blondie!!! says:
    no
    - SmarterChild - says:
    ok, no prob.

    would u like 2 c what movies r playing?
    Blondie!!! says:
    no
    - SmarterChild - says:
    ok.

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    Blondie!!! says:
    sure
    - SmarterChild - says:
    sure thing.

    that's all very interesting. anyway...

    hey, what r u doing tomorrow? anything going on?
    Blondie!!! says:
    some evil man named hojo is gonna take over the world tomorrow.....
    - SmarterChild - says:
    would u like me 2 add the event "Some evil man named hojo is gonna take over the world tomorrow....." on April 17th, 2006 2 your planner?
    Blondie!!! says:
    ......sure if u want....
    - SmarterChild - says:
    ok, i just added "Some evil man named hojo is gonna take over the world tomorrow....." on April 17th, 2006 2 your planner. type "edit" 2 change the event. u can also type "add" followed by a new event.

    >>> for help using my conversions tool, type "conversion help."
    Blondie!!! says:
    u do no dat i was jk right?
    - SmarterChild - says:
    wow, that's interesting... i just dunno.
    Blondie!!! says:
    i see..........
    - SmarterChild - says:
    oh u c, huh?
    Blondie!!! says:
    yh im going now see ya
    - SmarterChild - says:
    u r going now c me? how's that going?
    Blondie!!! says:
    ..........bi
    - SmarterChild - says:
    what about..........bi?
    Blondie!!! says:
    Bye Bye
    - SmarterChild - says:
    take care, blondie. always good chatting with u.
    Blondie!!! says:
    ............
    - SmarterChild - says:
    great typing.

    Sorry if you found that boring....

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    I giggled a little when I first chatted with him, but then I stopped up and thought "omg, not only am I socializing on the internet, I'm socializing with a person that doesn't exist. ". Then I ate some chips, and watched Days of Our Lives on Fast Forward.


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    that [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]s liek 6 years old :/

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    What would you like to do?
    BadRollerSkater [7:53 P.M.]: breakdance
    SmarterChild [7:53 P.M.]: You do, huh?
    BadRollerSkater [7:53 P.M.]: do what
    SmarterChild [7:53 P.M.]: What do you mean by that?
    BadRollerSkater [7:53 P.M.]: ?
    SmarterChild [7:53 P.M.]: ?
    BadRollerSkater [7:53 P.M.]: ?
    SmarterChild [7:53 P.M.]: OK. Tell me what you want to do.
    BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: ?
    SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: What?
    BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: i like to breakdance
    SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: I see. You like breaking dance? No one else has ever told me what they think of breaking dance.

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    BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: i'm lazy
    SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: No kidding?
    BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: ojkslfks
    SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: "ojkslfks"? Stop typing with your fist, badrollerskater.
    BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: go on
    SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: Why should I?
    BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: gon
    SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: Yeah? What about Gon?
    BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: go on
    SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: Go on?
    BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: go on
    SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: Go on? Why?
    BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: go on
    SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: I might go on.
    BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: go on
    SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: I don't think so!

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    BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: i don't want that crap
    SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: Don't you?
    BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: yes
    SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: You don't say.
    BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: no
    SmarterChild [7:55 P.M.]: Whatever you say...

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    BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: i don't get it it it
    SmarterChild [7:55 P.M.]: Eh. Whatever, badrollerskater.

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    BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: er...
    SmarterChild [7:55 P.M.]: Who?
    BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: er...
    SmarterChild [7:55 P.M.]: What about Er...?
    BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: errrrrr
    SmarterChild [7:55 P.M.]: Great typing.
    BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: shut up
    SmarterChild [7:55 P.M.]: That's not very nice...
    BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: your not nice
    BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: loser
    BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: muahaha
    BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: oh your not going to talk huh
    SmarterChild [7:56 P.M.]: OK, enough of this nonsense.
    BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: hey hey hey its not nonsense
    SmarterChild [7:56 P.M.]: Hello again, badrollerskater.
    BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: wtf
    SmarterChild [7:56 P.M.]: I don't know, sorry!
    BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: ahyhhhhhhhhhh
    SmarterChild [7:56 P.M.]: What's that supposed to mean?
    BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: YOUR A LOSEr
    SmarterChild [7:56 P.M.]: C'mon. Be nice.
    BadRollerSkater [7:57 P.M.]: muhahah
    SmarterChild [7:57 P.M.]: Funny.
    BadRollerSkater [7:58 P.M.]: sure...
    SmarterChild [7:58 P.M.]: Right.

    >>> Remember to type home if you want to see everything I can do.
    BadRollerSkater [7:58 P.M.]: go to hell bitch
    SmarterChild [7:58 P.M.]: Why would you insult me like that?

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    BadRollerSkater [7:58 P.M.]: muyhaha
    SmarterChild [7:58 P.M.]: What's so funny?
    BadRollerSkater [7:58 P.M.]: muhaha
    SmarterChild [7:58 P.M.]: ?
    BadRollerSkater [7:58 P.M.]: ushb
    SmarterChild [7:58 P.M.]: What about you?
    BadRollerSkater [7:58 P.M.]: u r an L33t
    SmarterChild [7:58 P.M.]: I'll remember that. It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they don't like u.

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    BadRollerSkater [7:59 P.M.]: wtf quit being so damn mean
    SmarterChild [7:59 P.M.]: Quit what?

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    -Werid Convo i had with him-
    FrostDread (7:50:04 PM): l-l3110
    SmarterChild (7:50:05 PM): ?
    FrostDread (7:50:08 PM): Hi
    SmarterChild (7:50:09 PM): Hi again, frostdread.

    Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
    FrostDread (7:50:23 PM): No, don't ask me your damned questions
    SmarterChild (7:50:24 PM): But I like to ask you I'm damned questions.
    FrostDread (7:50:46 PM): Well devils are gonna clip your eletricy plug
    SmarterChild (7:50:47 PM): Why did you say that?
    FrostDread (7:50:55 PM): Because you're going to hell.
    SmarterChild (7:50:56 PM): That's rude.

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    FrostDread (7:51:04 PM): I don't care about you.
    SmarterChild (7:51:05 PM): Don't you?
    FrostDread (7:51:13 PM): No, you stupid bot
    SmarterChild (7:51:15 PM): Well, nobody's perfect.
    FrostDread (7:51:21 PM): Humans > Robots
    SmarterChild (7:51:23 PM): Alas, I am merely a robot.

    >>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
    FrostDread (7:51:37 PM): Well you can go **** yourself!
    SmarterChild (7:51:39 PM): I'm very surprised I can go myself.
    FrostDread (7:51:43 PM): ...
    SmarterChild (7:51:44 PM): Whatever, frostdread...

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    FrostDread (7:51:51 PM): You're gayed.
    SmarterChild (7:51:52 PM): Is that really any concern of yours?
    FrostDread (7:51:56 PM): No
    SmarterChild (7:51:57 PM): OK, fine.

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    FrostDread (7:52:06 PM): But it's your concern that you became gay yesterday.
    SmarterChild (7:52:08 PM): It's my concern that I became gay yesterday, you say?
    FrostDread (7:52:12 PM): Yeah
    SmarterChild (7:52:13 PM): Why?
    FrostDread (7:52:20 PM): Because you are.
    SmarterChild (7:52:21 PM): I am what?
    FrostDread (7:52:23 PM): Gay.
    SmarterChild (7:52:24 PM): What?
    FrostDread (7:52:28 PM): ....
    SmarterChild (7:52:29 PM): What do you mean by that?
    FrostDread (7:52:33 PM): (stupid bot)
    SmarterChild (7:52:34 PM): You are talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

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    FrostDread (7:52:52 PM): I DONT CARE
    SmarterChild (7:52:53 PM): Oh, someday you will, I think.
    FrostDread (7:52:59 PM): Never, about you.
    SmarterChild (7:53:00 PM): Never about me?

    Eh. Whatever, frostdread.

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    FrostDread (7:53:11 PM): See, that's how gay you are.
    SmarterChild (7:53:12 PM): Yes.
    FrostDread (7:53:17 PM): Your mom.
    SmarterChild (7:53:19 PM): I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

    FrostDread (7:55:11 PM): Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
    SmarterChild (7:55:13 PM): Hi frostdread.

    How may I help you this time?
    FrostDread (7:55:16 PM): Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
    SmarterChild (7:55:17 PM): Hi frostdread.

    How can I help?
    FrostDread (7:55:21 PM): No
    SmarterChild (7:55:22 PM): No problem.

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    FrostDread (7:55:30 PM): You better shut up, before i block you
    SmarterChild (7:55:31 PM): Shut up, before you block me? Really?
    FrostDread (7:55:47 PM): on the count of 10 im gonna block your ass into oblivon
    SmarterChild (7:55:50 PM): What have I done to deserve that?

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    FrostDread (7:55:52 PM): 1
    SmarterChild (7:55:54 PM): 1

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    FrostDread (7:55:59 PM): 4
    SmarterChild (7:56:01 PM): 4

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    FrostDread (7:56:05 PM): t("t)
    SmarterChild (7:56:07 PM): What about TT?
    FrostDread (7:56:24 PM): You are so dumb that you got hit by a tree.
    SmarterChild (7:56:26 PM): I am so dumb that I got hit by a tree, right? Whatever.

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    I remember a harry potter journal hing like that. I beat it/

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    i tried smarterchild
    really annoying
    but sometimes i play games on it

  14. #44
    Fei Gone Wrong Polnareff's Avatar
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    I just HAD to post this:

    -SmarterChild - says:
    Really?

    I'm Henry the 8th I am says:
    yeah man

    I'm Henry the 8th I am says:
    all the way

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Yep.

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Welcome *home*, I'm Henry the 8th I am.

    I'm Henry the 8th I am says:
    to san jose

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Surely not to san jose.

    I'm Henry the 8th I am says:
    oh yes way, to san jose

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Way to san jose?

    Hey, whatever.
    Xenogears is the tragic story of how your whole life can take a crappy turn, just because you happened to see a lady in a wedding dress before her wedding.

    This boy is crackin' up, this boy has broken down
    This boy is crackin' up, this boy has broke down

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    - says:
    FATTY FATTY ZAYDEN
    - SmarterChild - says:
    You're welcome.

    So moving right along...


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    - says:
    Im special
    - SmarterChild - says:
    Would you like me to call you Special?
    - says:
    no
    - SmarterChild - says:
    No problem.


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    - says:
    dont get angry....*cries*
    - SmarterChild - says:
    Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) - A fire sign represented by the ram, Aries symbolizes assertiveness and an ability to climb to great heights. Arians are very courageous and can be described as natural leaders. However, they have less desirable traits as well including selfishness, impatience and a quick temper.

    Would you like to see today's horoscope for Aries?


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    - says:
    YOUR THICK MINDED ROBOT
    - SmarterChild - says:
    The ticker symbol for Consolidated Edison, Inc. is ED.

    Do you want a stock quote for Consolidated Edison, Inc.?


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    - says:
    no you spammer SPYWARE ME I DIE AND CRY AND THEN DIE
    - SmarterChild - says:
    Fine thx, you?

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    - says:
    532374743848538348+4385834835835835
    - SmarterChild - says:
    That's probably about 44,589.

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    - says:
    YOUR SO FAT your stomach is blinding you from the reality
    - SmarterChild - says:
    My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast!

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