I just HAD to post this:

-SmarterChild - says:
Really?

I'm Henry the 8th I am says:
yeah man

I'm Henry the 8th I am says:
all the way

- SmarterChild - says:
Yep.

- SmarterChild - says:
Welcome *home*, I'm Henry the 8th I am.

I'm Henry the 8th I am says:
to san jose

- SmarterChild - says:
Surely not to san jose.

I'm Henry the 8th I am says:
oh yes way, to san jose

- SmarterChild - says:
Way to san jose?

Hey, whatever.