Favourite Family Guy Quotes

[Ballistix Man]

Peter- Even Walt Disney took art classes
Flashback
Minnie Mouse- Do, Do I have to.
Walt Disney- Ya wanta be a star dont you
Minnie Mouse- *drops dress and mewls*
Walt Disney- Yeah Yeah Thats right Take it all off. Ohhh

[Leucant]

Peter- Louis if im five years old than that makes you a pedifile, and i wont tolerate that kind of behavior.

pretty sure its something like that... excuse me if its miss quoted its been awhile

[mega_tonberry]

Peter- Louis if im five years old than that makes you a pedifile, and i'l be damned if I'm going to be lectured by a pervert.

I think thats what he says.

[-N-]

IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS

[Avathar]

Peter- Even Walt Disney took art classes
Flashback
Minnie Mouse- Do, Do I have to.
Walt Disney- Ya wanta be a star dont you
Minnie Mouse- *drops dress and mewls*
Walt Disney- Yeah Yeah Thats right Take it all off. Ohhh

XD

[Stayin Dizzy]

lois-WHO LIKES EATING RED CARPET!?
peter (crying): I do I DO!
(Quagmire drops outside)

Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Brooke: What?
Quagmire: Yes.

Peter: So did your therapist figure out what the problem was?
Brian: Yeah. He thinks I'm in love.
Peter: Oh my God...you can talk!

Brian: So, uh, where's your good buddy James Woods?
Peter: Eh, turns out he wasn't so good at catching stuff in his mouth. So where's your girlfriend?
Brian: Same problem.
Brian and Peter: Wooooaahh!!

Peter: I'M RETARDED!
Brian: I don't want to say "I told you so", but... YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! IN YOUR ****ING FACE! IN YOUR F***ING FACE YOU F***WAD!!! I am so sorry...

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)