Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, Easter really kinda sucks. At least with Christmas, I can lock myself in a room so I don't hear the screaming of the little children and my parrot being frightened by little children and the drunken raves of my own grandmother. Can't do that at someone else's house. Though they don't have a parrot and they have a bigger house, so less noise.

But I celebrate it in the "eating candy all day, hanging out with the family, good ham" sense, as I am atheist.