Eyes-on-Final-Fantasy-UK-Birmingham-Meetup-2006-Napkin

[SammieBabe]

Alright Leeza. Bring it on. I'm at work for the next seven hours with nothing to do...

[Leeza]

Oh well. Looks like you've won, Sammie. I have to get out there and wash my deck today and I expect that to take me approximately 7 hours.

[SammieBabe]

At least give me a fight before you go...

[Leeza]

I did.

Don't worry. I take long breaks.

[SammieBabe]

Sweet.
And no that RSL's out this should be fun...

[Psychotic]

Watch yourself, Sammie. Leeza strikes me as a last-minute bidder!

[SammieBabe]

I know. She's gonna try and snake me on it. She already admitted that she does that...
And, Psy, you're just hot over the idea of two women battling for your slobber, aren't you? Or were you pulling for RSL?

[Psychotic]

And, Psy, you're just hot over the idea of two women battling for your slobber, aren't you?

To steal a phrase from my dear old friend Jack, nah, that's just a slow Tuesday for me.

[zorander]

...and we have a winner. At $23.00, Leeza has won the bid for a bit of red paper covered in ink and saliva. Nice.

[Leeza]

At least give me a fight before you go...

That wasn't much of a fight, Sam.

Alright! Thank you for one drooly napkin. I think I'll frame it.

[Psychotic]

The person that wrote a 1,000 word essay on how much Leeza sucks and how much they hate her was not me.

[zorander]

Boo to that person! Leeza is cool and funky and smurfing in many ways.
YES!

[Leeza]

A 1,000 word essay on a napkin? Are you sure it's not a tablecloth?

[RSL]

I was golfing with my brother all day, or else I might have been tempted to stay in this bidding war. However, it's probably a good thing that I didn't end up having to pay over 20 bucks for a napkin. There are other things I should probably be spending that money on.

[Psychotic]

Yes. That's right. a 1,000 word essay wouldn't fit on a napkin. So if you happen to see one, it's an optical illusion.