Mario as youve never seen him before...

[Shoden]

those links don't work for me. Anyway that is distrubing but Kirby is fine. Lol.

[Rase]

who are those people supposed to be in thaat Smash Bros. comic, the blue guy wuith the hammer and the yellow one, I saw Ness for sure and Captain Falcon.

I think that, from right to left, it's:
Top Row: Mario, Kirby, Pikachu, Donkey Kong
Bottom Row: Luigi, Popo, Ballon Fighter, Ness

As for the dude between Samus and C. Falcon in the next pic, I have no idea.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

The yellow guy between Samus and Captain Falcon is Disk-kun, the mascot for the Famicom Disk System.

[Rye]

I made a feeble attempt at translating the whole first page with Babelfish, but I just got:

"End of century duty heaven road succession person legendary by マサオ (the う of the boy it is) The Louis child ' well the older brother, the sibling whose relations are better than me how it is not, don't you think? ' The Mali man ' of course is also the younger brother. The chain which cannot be shut off under any condition... that is the bond of we sibling, ' "The handing down person of the duty heaven road you dispute"

That "it is closest to the handing down person, as for lowering the balloon fighting loyal retainer, and duty heaven road four Tenno which were rumored and becoming the handing down person... It was the Mali man who is not other things. " Secret principles of duty heaven road 108 one, are green the heaven 砕 The Mali man ' オラオラオラオラオラ ぁ - -! ! ' Louis child ' ヒャッホー っ! ! The ぜ where today the fist of the older brother cuts the heaven and tears! ! ' "Go ルイージ! " "It is not possible, older brother ッ! "

"How how! Become quiet ぃ ヨッシー! ! The う ぬ becomes the horse of this Mali man! ! " Because "that horizon somewhere shining has hidden you The many lights to be the bosom oak, because that either one you are in one The あ stuffing in the mushroom flower star bag of one being cut off which will go out That look to which the hot thinking mother where the father left gives

"Nintendo Co. is the invincible fist in underwater! " ? The strongest rival, fight with クッパ? The Mali man "it pierces we sibling and moves there is no mono gold", You say or that the king "the ぅ ぅ which is sewn, request for ワシ is ignored, the ぁ! As for ワシ king of this country! It becomes the existence which is equal to God the ぉ! ! " The Louis child "if is, until you quarrel with God," クッパ "as for the う ぬ and others you live because of we and should have died" クッパ "ちっ! It is the く, and others the time of the ぬ was passed ", Therefore "the soldier there is a value which kills! " 3458 mushroom kingdom calendars, fight of the クッパ conspirators and the sibling of puzzle who drive the kingdom to the crisis of destruction is recorded to Masashi.

As for the direct contact point of クッパ and the sibling no one is not made clear, whether why the ク ッ pas and the sibling unfold dead fighting it is historical puzzle. Obtaining the enormous bonus from the king who is most powerful, presently by mistake it fought, being is proven also the theory that, fact is buried to the darkness of history, the cartridge still. The girl "with, the money... there is only this. 10 coins... " Louis child "sufficient, with this..." Even if the Mali man ", it goes, the Louis child! " The Louis child "う it is. By the way, you ask the king how? " The Mali man "if the droppings, somehow it helps with the princess next, probably there is no complaint", Louis child ", older brother it seems well" The Mali man "..." Louis child "our older brother Mali man, in the history 1800 of duty heaven roads the strongest soldier in history" "The peer is not the hardness fist single blow single blow necessary to conceal the power of shooting, even God it surpasses..." The Mali man "the man who has the skill which in history 1800 of duty heaven roads, most is proud of jump power and becomes gorgeous..., our younger brother Louis child"

"In friend the affection which is not limited, in the enemy levelly-headed... and cruelly" "ふ, our younger brother fearful China" When the Mali man fights with the fighter, always the thunder roared and the rain fell. As for the China where now it has confronted each other メット you were identified. The Mali man cuts the name of the partner in heart.... And, the preparedness which kills the partner in double suicide both of the preparedness where by his is killed were done.""

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xD I love Babelfish.

[DeathKnight]

whoa! cute

[Perducci]

I liked the one with the raccoon tail.

Also, that translation Rye posted is win.

[Giga Guess]

Oh dear...

[Shaun]

Haha. My thoughts too. Just try and picture the kind of guy who'd make that strip. *shudders*