Okay, what are some of the hilarious insults and stuff you use in jokes and stuff?

Obviously, really bad offensive ones arent allowed...

I like to use big words and fancy language XD

Like so...

"you intellectually challenged ignoramus"

"Silence, peon, I grow weary of this impertinence, so we shall we abscond this little matter?"

"Stop your caustic savoir-faire, you mentally defective overly gushing silicone implant." <-- The guy was laughing so hard when I said that one he couldnt breath

"This just proves you need to ascertain something pragmatic."

"I find you to be very meretricious, compared to aplatitudinous a moiety pee." <-- my friend said that, sounds a bit off

I replied "Your imprudence is convivial"

Okay, thats it for now, you guys got any hilarious ones? XD