Funny Insults

[Avarice-ness]

"Your mom" always tops my list.

Mine is..
"Your mom is a french wh^ore"
"Oh yeah, You noticed?"
"What?"
"The only way to insult my mom is by saying nice things about her"
"You're mother is a kind and loving person?"
"That's a lie and you know it!"

[Rengori]

Out of 10,000 sperm, you had to be the quickest.

Oh that's rich.

[Jebus]

Here's to Captain Bender: He's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!

[Rye]

Yeah, the thing is, I don't generally insult people because I'm too nice for my own good. I only really insult jokingly, like when I call Dan an emo j-rocker who sobs on his Chester Bennington poster and how he's not str8 sw0le. Or if I'm feeling uninspired to think up something mildly burnsauce-ish, a "your mom" or "your face" works.

[eestlinc]

i think more direct language works better for insulting someone.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

From Victor Meldrew:

"I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in, it appears to be complete bollocks!"

[Reine]

Eest, yeah, I know what you mean, in serious insulting, as in fights and stuff, you will not hear that fancy crap...

My friend and I use that kind of talk to make others feel dumb, theres a few people we really pick on, friendly of course, and its really funny..

At school, i was much more of an "In your face" insulter..in fact among certain people, I was known as the King of Insults -_-

[Mittopotahis]

"Your face seems to resemble that of an oversized horses anus."

'Ya mum' comebacks always win.

[Shiny]

*Excuse me I thought I was staring at your ass, but I guess it's just your face.
*You look like who did it and ran. (Classic right there)
*I don't know what's worst, listening to you ramble on, or your stank breath.
*You are ugly, on the outside and inside.

[marc]

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My friend and I use that kind of talk to make others feel dumb, theres a few people we really pick on, friendly of course, and its really funny..

yes, friendly, of course.
It's all in good sport.

[Roto13]

I always want to go off on some Dr. Cox style rant, but it doesn't always work.

[zoe poey]

I like the one Reine had as his message before.

It was in dutch, I think it said "You bore me, fool" or something like that.

[Giga Guess]

My personal favorite.

"Oh, go play in traffic!"

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

[smittenkitten]

My favourites : You pure~ Bawbag, Dobber. I'l totally deck you or I'l totally stab you MAN! Ned's don't you just love them.

[Shaun]

Here's to Captain Bender: He's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!

Hah.

Damn it, I was going to change my sig theme to Phoenix Wright. So, Agent Proto is Phoenix Wright, and you're Miles Edgeworth? Who's left for me - von Karma!?