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    In honor of KFC Day what is your favorite memory of KFC.

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    When I was in the KFC drive-thru and then my sister started puking and she went pale and fainted and I had to drive her to hospital.

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    >>> Looking through the glass how other people enjoyed their food..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    The first time they had the Popcorn Chicken, when it really looked like popcorn. Aside from that I really don't like KFC.

    MTV is to music as KFC is to Chicken - LEwis Black.

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    One time I ate at KFC and I got more sick than I've ever been before. I've haven't eaten thier chicken since. I do like thier cornbread though. KFC cornbread + honey = fantastic!

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    KFC secretly laced all of their food with cocaine and LSD to make it so addictive. I don't even like Mashed Potatos yet I eat KFC's potatos right out of the bucket.

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    The first time I tried one of thier new Spicy Snacker things.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Holmes
    KFC secretly laced all of their food with cocaine and LSD to make it so addictive. I don't even like Mashed Potatos yet I eat KFC's potatos right out of the bucket.
    Whoever thought to lace their food with LSD to get people addicted is an idiot. There are plenty of cheaper, more addictive chemicals out there.

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    I like those awesome Twister things, but not much else.

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    I like the lightly toaasted twister and the popcorn chicken.

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    The time when I was very young, and me, my mum, my sister, and my nan went to KFC. Mum told me to go wash my hands in the bathroom cause they were greasy. So I did, and when I went in, I heard my favourite Spice Girls song on. So I started singing. Apparantly I didn't know how loud I was actually singing, and when I walked out, everyone was looking at me. I didn't know why. When we left (which was straight away) My mum asked me "Why were you singing in the bathroom, the whole store could hear you." I was embarassed.

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    When ever I use to meet Dan at Piccadilly trainstation when he came from Marple. We would make a beeline for KFC and always get a chicken whooper (I think that was its name!), large coke and fries. We would stay there for ages, just chatting. It was lovely

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    I don't like KFC.

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    My parents bought food from KFC so much when I was younger that now I can't bring myself to eat anything from there. I don't have any good memories of that place!

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    My favorite memory isn't actually mine. My dad says that when he was a kid and he did a commercial for them, the chicken he was supposed to bite into and grin wasn't cooked. And the Colonial had a foul mouth, which is an amusing pun.

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