Thoughtful Spam...

[Shoden]

last time I replied to spam mail the same message was sent back 7 times!

I usually get chain mail, nothing but "buy the pill" and "enlarge your penis" [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img].

[Reine]

Yes.."Enlarge your member" emails..my mum gets them every day

I never get ad spam, only spam that friends send me..I told them not to send me that crap, and they dont listen, so I delete most of what they send me now

[Shlup]

I was reading a magazine for young teen Christian girls (my fiance's mother got me a subsciption last year... seriously) and in the section where girls write letters asking for advice one of the letters was a girl who was so concerned that people were sending her emails like that, and asking what she could do to help these poor people when she's only fourteen. She was so concerned for them. xD

[Alive-Cat]

I never get any! I wish I did! I would love to strike up a conversation! Strike! Up!

[Laugh at face of Danger]

Best. Spam. Ever. Everyone seems to get this one... even women.

Enlarge your penis now.

How thoughtful of them to care about my nonexistent penis.:sweatdrop

*rolled on floor and died*

of no! now i cant get my large sum of money back from msn!

[radyk05]

me and my 14.5 inch penis don't recieve the "enlarge your penis" mail anymore. all that i get is "pee easily" stuff.

[Shaun]

Dear God...

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PLEASE, DO AS WELL TO REPLY ME.
Dear Friend.

I sincerely hope that
this letter will not come to you as a surprise or an embarrassment
since we neither knew each other before nor had any neither previous
correspondence nor contact.
I am Mr. Tom Shalikashvili, a Director in
Ministry of Mines and Power in Bosnia. I have an intention of going
into business undertaking/relationship in your country.

I am here-by
seeking your service in giving a clear research and feasibility studies
on arrears I could invest on. Your services will be paid for, and you
will be a partner, if your recommendation is accepted.

As a civil
servant, I can not operate any personal investment till I am retired
and with the Anti-corruption Bill passed in Bosnia, It is risky for any
civil servant to Bank Huge amount in Bosnia or any foreign country. It
is then advisable to invest in any foreign land secretly until one is
retired to finally transfer it Bosnia.

You are to handle everything
personally, if my proposal is acceptable as I may not be able to travel
down, since I must obtain clearance before leaving Bosnia.

Note
importantly that, this is a confidential proposal and must be
confidentially because the Government has commenced on probing all
Directors that served in the past and present administration whether
retired or not or still in service.

For security purpose, due to
telecom interception in Bosnia now never acknowledge any phone call,
Fax message, email or related discussion in this regard to this
proposal without [CODE NO: AM-002].

Finally, If my proposal is
accepted, send me immediately

Yours truly,
Tom Shalikashvili
Email:
shalikashvili_t@myway.com
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['eMeRaLdFaYe']

I never open the spam I get almost everyday...

[Lost Number]

I never get much spam.