Our very own EoFF trial

[Agent Proto]

Alright, Jebus and I are planning to do a trial here on EoFF. However, we haven't decided whether it should be done on the forums or in chat. Anyway, we both need some help so we can pull this off. As for now, we don't have a crime to make a case on if we're going to do a trial, so we need to make it EoFF related.

So far, Jebus and I are committed, where I will be the defense attorney, and Jeebs will be the prosecuter. What we need are the following:

A judge
A defendant
A victim (Will likely be dead for the case)
Several witnesses
The real suspect
A detective
A bailiff
A jury of twelve. (Probable, unless we are going to stick with the PW game and use the Judge's verdict)

If you would like to help, please inform us the best time for us to do this if we're going to do this in #eoff if you have access to chat.

[Ballistix Man]

Post it on the forums and put me on the jury.

[Psychotic]

May I be the judge?

[Denmark]

i wanna be victim!

[Black Angel]

I wanna be an eye witness!!!

[DK]

I would also like to contend for the judges spot.

[rubah]

I totally called bailiff the other night!

(but I'm going for it again!)

[Shoden]

I want to be a witness, damn victim is taken.

[Raistlin]

If there's competition (not just "who asks first"), I'll try out and own you all for the judges spot.

[Ramza Beoulve]

Victim! n.n

[DK]

I think we'd all rather see you be brutally murdered actually, Raisin.

[Raistlin]

Contempt of court! *bans Dan*

[Psychotic]

Judges don't ban people for contempt of court.

[Tavrobel]

I'll be one of the jury peoples. I'll be the insanely unjustified, and cruel racist dude, like jurors 3/10 from Twelve Angry Men. Or the cool one from the ghetto who has found his way out from the hood, like juror 5.

[Raistlin]

Judges don't ban people for contempt of court.

No, they throw them in jail. Which is a bit difficult for a forum, so I improvised.