Famous Quotes

[Elite Lord Sigma]

What are some of your favorite quotes for being witty, funny, or any reason? The only quotes that I won't allow here are quotes from video games, as there is already a thread for that in General Gaming Discussion.

Here are some of mine:

"I get paid for seeing that my clients have every break the law allows. I have knowingly defended a number of guilty men. But the guilty never escape unscathed. My fees are sufficient punishment for anyone."

-F. Lee Bailey, defense attorney

"I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

-Groucho Marx, Monkey Business

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

-Groucho Marx

[lady yunalesca]

the monologue by al pacino in devils advocate when attempting to gain "sympathy for the devil" (sorry couldnt resist )

God's your prankster, my boy.
Think of it. He gives man
instincts. He gives you this
extraordinary gift and then, I
swear to you -- for his own
amusement -- his own private,
cosmic gag reel -- he sets the
rules in opposition. It's the
goof of all time. Look but don't
touch. Touch but don't taste.
Taste but don't swallow. And
while you're jumping from one foot
to the other he's laughing his
sick f£$%ing ass off! He's a
tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's
an absentee landlord!

this isnt my view i will add!! but as far as his character is concerned....its a really good argument!!!

[Reine]

My favourite non game quote for a while has been in my older sig

"Why do you try to involve me? I just want to be somewhere quiet alone"

[Meat Puppet]

"Maybe you're all just goin' faggot." - Ajax

[a nirvana fan]

A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: Dream Master

Kincade goes into a Nightmare and finds himself in a huge tip site full of cars and sees Freddy arise from his grave...Freddy gets out and says "Why'd you bury me, im not dead"

A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: Dream Warriors
Girl(sorry, I have forgot her name) who wants to make it big in the TV business falls asleep whilst watching TV into a Nightmare and Freddy appears in the TV, says some random Freddy stuff and comes out to kill this girl by smashing her head in the TV set, but before he says "This is your big break in TV!...Welcome to Prime Time bitch!"

There my personal two best Freddy quotes.

[lady yunalesca]

A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: Dream Master

Kincade goes into a Nightmare and finds himself in a huge tip site full of cars and sees Freddy arise from his grave...Freddy gets out and says "Why'd you bury me, im not dead"

A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: Dream Warriors
Girl(sorry, I have forgot her name) who wants to make it big in the TV business falls asleep whilst watching TV into a Nightmare and Freddy appears in the TV, says some random Freddy stuff and comes out to kill this girl by smashing her head in the TV set, but before he says "This is your big break in TV!...Welcome to Prime Time bitch!"

There my personal two best Freddy quotes.

lol, we should start a thread bout best freddy quotes.....it would run forever!!

[Elite Lord Sigma]

lol, we should start a thread bout best freddy quotes.....it would run forever!!

A thread on Groucho Marx quotes would probably last forever, too.

[look_out_below]

Some good quotes from the show Dead Like Me

Roxy: You know, George, men have made me act crazy too. I mean, if you haven't bought a gun or a pick-axe at some point it isn't a real relationship.

Mason: I really hate clowns. When I was five years old - I kicked one in the nuts.

Mason: There you go Emily. (gives her a phallic shaped balloon)
Emily: This isn't a bunny rabbit.
Mason: Yes, there are the ears.
Emily: What is it really?
Rube: Go ask your mother

[Old Manus]

Play this game with your kids and explain to them what they are playing.
- 50 Cent

[Black Angel]

"I type 101 words per minute, but it's in my own language" ~ Mitch Hedberg.

[Polnareff]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everyone else." - Storm, X-Men

That quote actually had me laughing because of the pause between the question and the answer.

[Medi]

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

[Tavrobel]

"All your base are belong to us."
"Somebody set us up the bomb."
"This guy are sick."

Hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we going to go ghost town,
This motown,
With yo sound, you in the blink,
Going to bite the dust,
Cant fight with us,
With yo sound,
You kill the INC,
So dont stop, get it, get it,
Until you're cheddar header,
And watch the way I navigate,
Hahahahahhahahah!

"What do you want from me, woman? It is not yet my time."

[I Took the Red Pill]

"Hate the sin, love the sinner." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree." - Martin Luther King Jr.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

"Every saint has a past, every sinner a future." -I do not know who...

"The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago... had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands." -Henry Ellis

"A wise man knows much but says little; a foolish man knows little but says much." -Again, I do not know who said it...