OMFG KFC Day 0wns

[Alive-Cat]

My fondest memory of this wonderful invention is actually to do with KFC, here you go, take it:

I was sitting in KFC, eating KFC, because they sometimes do that in there, and an animal rights person walked in and said,
"DON'T EAT MEAT!"
And so I was like,
"Sure!"
So there I was, not eating meat, (half of KFC is just processed vegetable fat, anyway), and he said,
"Well done! But I am really a Wizard, from the planet Mars!"
I was amazed, and to tell you the truth, I was a little bit amazed, too. I'd never met someone from Mars before, but Wizards are pretty common. Heck, even I'm one! Well, he took me to Mars and we did stuff on Mars, then I went home.

[cloud_doll]

for some reason my mom has always told me that the chicken from KFC is made from fake chickens. they won't let me eat there...so i've never had their food. but i would realy like some of their mashed potatoes...

[DMKA]

When I was in the KFC drive-thru and then my sister started puking and she went pale and fainted and I had to drive her to hospital.

KFC has drive-thrus?

I haven't eaten there in years. Like, over twelve years.

[Shauna]

My favourite memory of KFC is eating one on KFC Day! It's a strange coincidence!

[Shoeberto]

I was pretty hooked on their snackers there for a while.

My fondest memory? Going there during a shortened lunch period with two friends. Nobody was at the register. Someone looked like they were walking towards it, but nope, they went out the side door to the dining room to talk to someone who apparantly was an employee with some sort of pay problem or something. Okay. Wait another minute or two, and someone else starts walking towards the register - but no, they head out the door to the dining room, also, to talk to the employee. And again, someone looks like they're coming to take our order, but they head out to the employee. There are now three employees just shooting the breeze with some other guy while we're standing very impatiently, hoping to not be late to school. We also see a guy walk up towards the registers, looking out to the dining room, wondering what the commotion is about, and picking his ear. We did get waited on, eventually, and had to rush to eat to get out of there and back to school on time. My KFC sucks at service.

[kikimm]

KFC has drive-thrus?

Every one that I've been to has had a drive-thru.

My fondest memory was probably the time I went there with 2 other friends. We must have been there for a few hours. I don't remember a whole lot about it, besides the fact that I was laughing almost the whole time. And we made a mess. >=D

[Zeldy]

I don't think Ive ever been KFC.
The only one in St Helens is in the middle of nowhere.

[Shoden]

Is it really chicken?

[smittenkitten]

Proberly with my best friend anna and we bought mini fillets it was a special day. Or the time Shauna knocked my kfc over and then my juice. What a performance.

[rubah]

I remember being glad that people at our family reunion brought some KFC biscuits because theirs are really good.

And eating at one in St. Croix.

[Shauna]

Or the time Shauna knocked my kfc over and then my juice. What a performance.

[Psychotic]

KFCruelty.

Or when EoFF's very own Baloki let me nibble on his breast. He knew I hadn't been fed in a very long while, and went out of his way to make sure I was fulfilled.

[Anaisa]

My favorite KFC memory is when the Chickens cooped up in KFCs Chicken torture chambers, waiting to be murdered, mutated and grew into giant Chickens. They then slaughtered everybody who worked there. They started out by pecking out their eyeballs and clawing the skin from their faces. They had a lovely time pecking and clawing them to death. They played jump rope with their entrails, marbles with their eyeballs, and football with their heads. They then went out and happily crushed every KFC in existence.

[Loony BoB]

When Stefan, a friend of my sister's (and eventually also myself), went and bought some KFC, ate half of it, grabbed a hair from another friend's head, put it in the KFC thing, went to KFC, complained and returned with another meal. Cheeky bastard. xD

[Kirobaito]

$1.99 Chicken Fried Steak Wednesday.