Your own personal quotes?

[Dolentrean]

"Hitler was just pissed off becuase nobody liked him or invited him to prom... Hitler was emo... EMOS STARTED WWII!"

[Captain Maxx Power]

"I'm your God now!" is one of my personal favourites.

[DarknessFromAbove]

I say lots of stupid stuff all the time, and very randomly . . . people hardly ever know what the heck I'm talking about.
"Aopx on thee!"
"Tis da truf I says!"
". . . I . . . don't . . . know . . . "
"Um, pants?"
(horrible accent) "Good god MAN!"

[cloud_doll]

i didnt make these up but theyre my favorite

"i was just sitting there walking..."

"one time, at band camp...."

"My eyes! I can't see my eyes!!"

[Jack]

When someone says something they did something amazing/sexual I say

"Or what I call a slow Tuesday"

[Shiny]

"Once upon a time...the end. Shortest story ever!"

"See, this is why Jesus hates you." (Say it to Roman Catholics during Lent and it's even funnier.)

[Rusty]

'Good Stuff'.

[Casey]

"I try to look at your point of view but all I see is my head up my ass..."

[Ballistix Man]

Go to church on Sunday
Raise Hell on monday

and
Woamn yuo best to put that skrilla in my hand Ima have to get physical up in this peace

[Giga Guess]

"If I throw a stick will you leave?"

(I'm such a positive person...)

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Here's mine:

"um...okay...whatever..."
"WOW HE'S CUTE!!" (while pointing...oops...)
"Riiiiiiight...."
"F*** off, chav"

[Shaun]

"Indeed."

[Vincent Valentine]

"Life calls out the meaning of pure jubilance,
If you'll only take the time to hear it."
~ Words of Ivory ~

[Loony BoB]

Some of these aren't my own, but having read over this thread, I see very little that seem original anyway... but having said that, some of these ARE my own!

'A couple of years in therapy, and you'll get over it.' (taken from my Dad)
'If I wasn't so good, I'd be awesome.' (ditto)
'You're all nuts.' (you really are)
'I say we ban him.' (my solution to all the world's problems)
'I blame society.' (for anything and everything)
'doop doop' (when bored)
'Who's a what now?' (when confused about what's going on or why someone has said my name)
'I'm surviving.' or 'Getting by.' (when asked how I am)
'How's you?' (instead of How are you?)
'Or... something.' (the end to way too many of my sentences)
'Yes, please.' (when speaking of a very nice looking girl )

There are a whole lot more, I just can't think of any right now.

[Giga Guess]

"Indeed."

Me too!

And I use the flip side of your "therapy" oe, BoBBo:

"You'll be getting my therapy bills."