"I have a girlfriend named Lynn. She spells her name L-Y-N-N. And my old girlfriend's name was Lyn, too. She spells her name L-Y-N. Every now and then I smurf up and call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name. And she can tell because I don't say "n" as long."
Mitch Hedberg

.....just found that joke appropriate for this thread....

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