I have not one, not two, but three New Zealand shirts. Along with this, I have one Scotland shirt, just to be proud of where I am right now (and my distant ancestry). I have three NZ posters on my kitchen wall, above my sink. I watch every All Black and Black Caps match they show over here and I promote NZ whenever I can. I am one of the most patriotic people I know, easily. Possibly the most patriotic person I know.

And that's not even starting on EoFF-patriotism