View Poll Results: Ken is a ponce. Cabbage patch kids are ugly.

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  • Ken is a ponce.

    16 76.19%
  • Ken isn't a ponce this is blaspheme!

    2 9.52%
  • Cabbage patch kids are cute.

    3 14.29%
  • Cabbage patch kids are ugly, but then they are supposed to look like real kids.

    7 33.33%
  • Cabbage patch kids are ugly, but they are related to cabbages. What do you expect.

    15 71.43%
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Thread: Ken is a ponce.

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    Default Ken is a ponce.

    Ok, the main topic to be discussed here is how poncy Ken is. You know, that doll that is Barbies boyfreind. Your goal is to post the campest picture of Ken you can find. But whilst you're here you can also talk about what kids toys you thought were rubbish, and which toys you thought were good. So, what toys did/do you think are rubbish? Which toys did/do you think are good? Do you think Ken is a ponce? Do you think cabbage patch kids are ugly?

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    I don't know what a ponce is. My sisters used to play with Barbie and Ken dolls, it was fairly amusing to watch. Not that I spent a lot of time watching them.

    Cabbage patch kids were ugly, yes!

    And I used to love playing with He-Man action toys. I would have this pretend pro wrestling league and they would fight each other in matches and I even had a championship belt made up for them. It was pretty stupid I know.

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    Lego's.

    They didnt kill each other, they didnt have a thirst for blood or mayhem, they didnt crush each others skulls, what the Hell was the point other than boring yourself making half assed structures out of plastic stick-ons?

    And legos give me the creeps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venom
    Lego's.

    They didnt kill each other, they didnt have a thirst for blood or mayhem, they didnt crush each others skulls, what the Hell was the point other than boring yourself making half assed structures out of plastic stick-ons?

    And legos give me the creeps.
    And they hurt if you stepped on them barefoot...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SammieBabe
    And they hurt if you stepped on them barefoot...
    Exactly, and they tasted absolutely horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSL
    I don't know what a ponce is. My sisters used to play with Barbie and Ken dolls, it was fairly amusing to watch. Not that I spent a lot of time watching them.

    Cabbage patch kids were ugly, yes!

    And I used to love playing with He-Man action toys. I would have this pretend pro wrestling league and they would fight each other in matches and I even had a championship belt made up for them. It was pretty stupid I know.
    A ponce is an effeminate man. Although amusingly wikipedia says it means pimp! Nobody I ever met uses ponce to describe a pimp! It's used to describe the kind of person you would call a pansy.

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    Oh! Well yes, Ken is definitely a ponce then. If you use your definition rather than wikipedia's! I'm pretty sure Barbie wears the pants in that family.

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    Growing up, my friend Amy and I played a lot of barbies. We had a Ken doll that was chronically gay. He liked to wear togas.

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    Ken is missing some vital stuff down there.

    Pogs were the "in" stuff when I was growing up. Oh those pogs. Kids would sit in circles and flip round pieces of cardboard all day long. It was endlessly amusing.

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    So, what toys did/do you think are rubbish?
    >>> There are lots of crappy toys that come from china but I dont think they are rubbish, after all not all the parents are willing to buy a Bandai original to their dumb 5 year old kid..
    Which toys did/do you think are good?
    >>> I love bandai stuff, I somewhat try to collect their toys, I also like Kotobukiya`s stuff specially their latest FFAC figures ..
    Do you think Ken is a ponce?
    >>> Dont care..
    Do you think cabbage patch kids are ugly?
    >>> They are hella ugly but I have a friend that loves them..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSL
    Oh! Well yes, Ken is definitely a ponce then. If you use your definition rather than wikipedia's! I'm pretty sure Barbie wears the pants in that family.
    And Ken wears the knickers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel
    Ken is missing some vital stuff down there.
    Maybe thats the cause of his effeminacy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel
    Ken is missing some vital stuff down there.
    .
    I was going to mention that, but then I thought people might think it is weird that I was checking out what Ken was packing, so to speak.

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    We have this ken doll at work. He has a mullet. Also a very gelled stiff mullet and his clothes don't match. No wonder why barbie dumped him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa
    Your goal is to post the campest picture of Ken you can find.
    I think I win.

    http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/fashion_insider.htm
    http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/cali_girl.htm
    http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/myfirst88.htm


    Oh hell, just <a href="http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/">browse the site</a>.

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