http://explorerdestroyer.com/
This is a bit of Javascript that will nag Internet Explorer users into using Firefox. You can either use it to nag people, or use it to completely block access of your site for IE users. Of course the latter is better, but the former is better than nothing. What's more, you get money from Google each time someone clicks the button and downloads Firefox.
I think EoFF should use this. If we're running ads anyways, why not run ads that also serve a useful and beneficial purpose not only for Sean and EoFF, but for EoFF's users and for the internet in general? I'm sure EoFF runs some kind of templating system for the main site, and I know the MB uses templates where you could ad this code to a single place and probably have it display on every page, so it would be quite easy to implement.
I'm posting this in General Chat rather than in the "talk to staff forum" so that the roar of public approval for this idea will leave the staff NO CHOICE but to implement it. Thank you for your time and attention.