My buring soul...MY SHATTERED DREAMS!

[- loony bob penetrated me]

Hello, Eyeson friends! I think there has been an error in your forums system because somehow I am unbanned. Maybe my pal Daniel did this so he can have his way with me once more. That is fine, Daniel, but please wait until this thread has been made.

It is my birthday today and I am disheartened that I did not receive a thread which says "Happy birthday to loony bob penetrated me." But I am okay with this, Eyeson, because I still think you are all super.

Now onto this thread, for it must have a subject, must it not?

I am usually banned from Eyeson. That is fine, because I know I have committed terrible sins. Whilst banned, I have been on a journey, and I have seen many strange places and unknown territories. Dear readers, I am not going to hoodwink you. There have been many perils, and many trials that I have undergone. The shrieks and the horror shall remain with me always, my dear sweet Daniel. My path seems forever fraught with danger, and the water hazards I shall not speak about.

But now, at long last, I have walked out of the underworld. I am back on the surface. I am seeing all of your smiling faces, Eyeson, and it gives me strength. DMKA says "Hi."

What would you do if, like me, you were banned from Eyeson?

Well, I have to be going now. Maybe you will think back to the times we shared, the laughs we enjoyed, and the good times that never stopped rolling. Farewell, Eyeson, maybe we shall be reunited once more in the future.

[Fonzie]

Thats nice buddy.

[Rye]

We've missed you so much loony bob penetrated me!

If I were banned, I would cling to EoFFers on LJ and probably speak on EoFF through someone. I don't want to get banned, I'd be very bored.

[Alive-Cat]

If I was banned from eoff, I would pay a lot of money for a new pc, rejoin just to collect every picture from the album, every usernote, every INCH of eoff, and then hold my own little private eoff in a darkened room in a tea party. Then stalk all the members, even the ones that don't walk in the forest of walking.
I mean, sex?

[Levian]

I'd probably get a girlfriend if I got banned. Now, we don't want that to happen so let's try to not ban me, eh?

[Skarr]

I gotta say LBPM that was a very touching post...so sad that you're banned once more though. :rolleyes2 If I were banned from eoff...I would still visit it everyday (from the outside).

[NeoCracker]

I'd start reproducing.

[rubah]

probably my homework.

[nik0tine]

I worked on my roof when I was banned.

[Hawkeye]

Getting a life.

[Peegee]

I've been banned from EoFF before. They unbanned me, which I am somewhat grateful for.

But currently I don't post much, and it's not like people are 'omg where's pg lol' anyway, so there's not a big deal about it.

But if I were permanently banned I'd probably not worry about it.

[Ballistix Man]

I would do my homework.
Who am I kidding I would look at Pr0n and we all know it.

[NeoCracker]

I would do my homework.
Who am I kidding I would look at Pr0n and we all know it.

I thought you did that anyway?

[Rainecloud]

I feel like I'm banned all the time. It's a warm, fuzzy type of feeling that you normally only experience whilst wetting one's self.

[Drift]

actually have a life