Hello, Eyeson friends! I think there has been an error in your forums system because somehow I am unbanned. Maybe my pal Daniel did this so he can have his way with me once more. That is fine, Daniel, but please wait until this thread has been made.
It is my birthday today and I am disheartened that I did not receive a thread which says "Happy birthday to loony bob penetrated me." But I am okay with this, Eyeson, because I still think you are all super.
Now onto this thread, for it must have a subject, must it not?
I am usually banned from Eyeson. That is fine, because I know I have committed terrible sins. Whilst banned, I have been on a journey, and I have seen many strange places and unknown territories. Dear readers, I am not going to hoodwink you. There have been many perils, and many trials that I have undergone. The shrieks and the horror shall remain with me always, my dear sweet Daniel. My path seems forever fraught with danger, and the water hazards I shall not speak about.
But now, at long last, I have walked out of the underworld. I am back on the surface. I am seeing all of your smiling faces, Eyeson, and it gives me strength. DMKA says "Hi."
What would you do if, like me, you were banned from Eyeson?
Well, I have to be going now. Maybe you will think back to the times we shared, the laughs we enjoyed, and the good times that never stopped rolling. Farewell, Eyeson, maybe we shall be reunited once more in the future.