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    Dead Or Alive movie trailer!

    http://www.moviesonline.ca/movienews_8408.html
    dono if it was posted before but heck, its worth it!

    It looks like a mix between Charlie's Angels and Mortal Kombat! XD

    Who didn't see this coming a mile away?

    I'd have to say though... the purple hair looks a little... strange.
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    Who else thinks that only jacking off nerds will go to see that nonsense? Why would Kanomi destroy the top notch name of DoA by creating such crap-a-lacious-crap? >_<

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    I saw a trailer or something for it months ago, and it looked bad. I hope it's worse than everyone expects, because it'll be one hilarious movie to go see and trash with friends.

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    That'd be about the only reason I'd see it. I'm sorry, but the TRAILER was painful to watch!

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    The trailer looks like a freaking joke.

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    You know, I thought maybe I might be able to go see this movie, but after watching that trailer...

    This doesn't even remind me of Dead or Alive. It reminds me of a bunch of cosplayers in a bad movie.
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    looks like a a comedy action.

    like a live action version of Jubei Chan, like a... sorta funny comedy with a sort of seriousness somewhere.



    by the way, if its DOA, dont there boobs need to be bigger?

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    Oh my God. FTW. It looks like a Uwe Boll movie! Please, stop it!

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    Yeah, seen this awhile ago. I will be seeing it cause Im a DOA fan. Me enjoying it is another matter.

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    >>> Lol..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsukasa
    by the way, if its DOA, dont there boobs need to be bigger?
    You'll have to input your age at the theater.

    Yeah.. Looks like another download.. If I even do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skarr
    Who else thinks that only jacking off nerds will go to see that nonsense? Why would Kanomi destroy the top notch name of DoA by creating such crap-a-lacious-crap? >_<
    What is Kanomi? Even if you meant Konami, you're still wrong. Dead or Alive is a Tecmo series.
    Oh yeah. The trailer looks like excrement. Well, they probably have the looks, as it says, but they lack everything else.
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    I saw this a LONG time ago. Like, October. It looks terrible.

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    only thing that looked cool was the Purple hair.

    To me this is another Example of "Team America" a movie that everyone else went to see and i stayed home. I refuse to watch Puppets being retarded. And I would refuse to watch this DoA movie because it looks equally retarded.

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    I lol'ed

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