Pets do the most stupidest things on earth.

[Roto13]

I had a giant tabby cat that chased a black lab in front of a truck and killed it. I also had a much smaller fluffy orange kitty that used to attack cats twice it's size. He'd come inside covered in cuts and we'd think he was being bullied. Then one day I watched him fight with another cat, and when the other cat tried to get away my cat just went after him. This other cat was huge.

All this is besides the normal things, like the retardation surrounding laser pointers.

[klipkloper]

I went to my nanna's house the other day, she has 3 cats:

Dumplin: 14 years, still jumps fences and drools. ALOT. He likes to lie in the underwear basket, dirty old pervert eh?

Zander: 2 years old, My cat's bro, and he plays fetch with his toy mousey. Basically he grabs it and brings it to you, he stands in front of you and drops it, expecting you to throw it again, he does this til he's bored, He also runs around the house up and down sliding on the laminate flooring. He eats practically anything but fish.


Cole: 6 months, one of the most hillarious little things ever. You can hold a random object 6 ft in the air and he jumps up to get it, he does back flips off the chair and lies on your head, your face, and neck. He usually flips over and runs around til he catches his big fluffy ferret tale. He also picked up Zander's FETCH! Trickl.


And there's my cat: He mostly jumps onto the dog's face, who's a full grown Black Labradour, he tries to fly by jumping off chairs, stair cases and does backflips. He has a bad habbit of getting his face covered with muck when he digs for no reason in the garden. Eats anything you give him, literally. He knows how to open the fridge, doors and get his own way.



Now share stories and antics your god damn pets do. Come on, these are easy to beat.

thats too much to read

but hear me, my sephy will kill the cats



my puppy tries to hump my leg....

[klipkloper]

My dogs run into my conservatory door, fall over backwards and run into it again..and again..and again... They're both scared of their reflections as well... they're so dumb it's cute...

omg, are you a hot emo boy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

hehehehehe

[StarChild]

my dog is a one year old cocker spaniel, and she just goes nuts no matter who comes through the door, if someone was to rob our house, she'd just lick them to death.

my cat is about one years old, and she likes to stalk her own tail, it's amusing to watch.

one time my dog was standing in the hallway waiting for me to finish getting ready so i'd take her for a walk, and i notice out of the corner of my eye that my cat is stalking the dog, I don't do anything, because of course I want to watch, and so my cat keeps stalking the dog, until finally she's right behind her and she takes her claws out and swats the crap outta the dog's behind!!! it was hilarious!

[Yuna-Lenne]

One of my cats, Tyke, is extremely dumb. He'll eat anything which is edible, he can't hunt and taps on the ground so the bird he's after hears him. Once, he was jumping off something about 10cm high and misplaced his footing so fell over, almost doing a sort of back flip onto the patio. He goes down fox holes. He seems more like a dog. Once, when he was sitting in the living room, someone was walking up the drive at the front and he left to see what it was, growling. xD