The EoFF Decathlon (actually a pentathlon) '06 - Results and such.

[Agent Proto]

It's Monday! The deadline is coming in a few hours.

[Lenna]

lolol! that means I have to stay up! ;o

[Tama2]

It's time dangit!

[Skarr]

It's the anticipation that keeps 'ya going. Don't let them down Proto.

[Agent Proto]

Alright. Time to begin!

Round One

Final Fantasy: Closed Captioning

There are twenty three entries! The other two, will have a one point deduction for missing the deadline.

Now, for the entries! I shall list them by screenshots.

Entries
Screenshot 1.

A. After clever deception Setzer concludes that Terra does indeed have the Old Maid card.

B. So, do you feel lucky, Punk?

C. Dark Magician, Dark Magic Attack! GO!!

D. O SNAP!

Screenshot 2.

E. Yeah, that's right. I killed that fat jerk. He had it coming! Call me a little girl and ask me if I want a pony. I dare you, because that's what he did. You don't wanna be like him. I even stole his clothes so he'll be butt-nekkid when he respawns. Ho ho ho to that too (bleep).

F. I put on my wizard hat. I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

G. Hey Santa...where's the Ragnarock that you promised me last year at, huh? That's a bitch move Santa.

H. if you have a green ball in your right hand, and a green ball in your left hand, what do you have?

....

Kermit the frogs undivided attention.

.....*warn*.....

I. I have the suit. CHRISTMAS IS MINE!

The other guy: Uhhhhhh

J. Omecle knew why Humes might mistake a Taru Taru as a big, fat, male Hume (because they were stupid), but asking him to believe that Santa's real name was Recheche was asking for a bit too much.

K. Nice Santa suit.

Look, the missus makes me dress up, okay? Just be glad she's not still on that Easter Bunny kick.

Screenshot 3.

L. Queen Brahne's surprise was evident as a highly intoxicated and slightly frisky Zidane made a critical error.

M. I knew Kuja was feminine but I never thought he'd be that small :O

N. NO WAI!!1

O. OMG who robbed my pork pies

P. Queen Brahne prepares to blow away the infidels with her infamous Sneeze of Death.

Q. fire_of_avalon looks certain to triumph in the Sexiest Female Ciddie.

R. remember, diarrhea isn't the most pleasent of things royalty can have

S. Del Murder was rather surprised when he discovered that there really are no girls on the internet.

T. OH SH!T THEY JUST BANNED DMKA!

Screenshot 4.

U Mike Tyson + Vanilla Ice = Zell.

Screenshot 5.

V. Boob rays ATTACK!

W. I see god! Oh YES!...................oh wait that's not him.

Now, to vote, please vote for your three favorites by ranking them, like this sample.
1st:
2nd:
3rd:

Send your votes to me. Voting will take about four days. So you have about Thursday to send in your votes. Everyone is free to vote, even contestants themselves. However, I would like the contestants to vote for other entries besides your own.

Good luck! Can a staffer update the title to let people know voting has started.

[Del Murder]

Aw crap, I forgot this was for 10pm eastern time. Oh well. My caption would have sucked anyway.

[Madonna]

Are contestants allowed to vote?

[Agent Proto]

Everyone is free to vote, even contestants themselves. However, I would like the contestants to vote for other entries besides your own.

[Skarr]

:/

[Del Murder]

I thought the purpose of the ranked voting is so that you can vote for your own while still voting for others?

[Psychotic]

Aw crap, I forgot this was for 10pm eastern time. Oh well. My caption would have sucked anyway.

Del Murder was rather surprised when he discovered that he had missed the deadline.

There are several pretty clever captions, but only one actually made me laugh out loud.

EDIT: You voted for yourself last time you sneaky devil? I only did that twice. Once to see if you could, (you could!) and once because Proto stopped Denmark's votes counting properly.

[Del Murder]

Only one for me too.

[Samuraid]

I put on my wizard hat. I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

Apparently someone here reads bash.

[Gh["]sT]

everyone knows i should win :shoot:

[NeoCracker]

I just came to the conclusion i sent my votes to Del Murder instead of Proto. I feel stupid