The EoFF Decathlon (actually a pentathlon) '06 - Results and such.

[Raistlin]

I am ashamed to say it was Raistlin's.

I always knew you loved me.

[Del Murder]

Stick in the butt comedy is gold, I cannot deny that.

[Agent Proto]

Especially since I popularized the phrase, unknowingly to my expense.

[Raistlin]

And you gave the lasting impression of your homoerotic tendencies, which is why Psy drools over you.

[Psychotic]

And all this time I thought it was because of his million dollar smile.

[Agent Proto]

Alright, time to show the entries and start the votes. Remember to vote for your favorite three, and I can't stress this but it needs to be said, PLEASE DON'T VOTE FOR YOURSELVES. Some of you are guilty of this. I just didn't count the votes for yourself. I know it's tempting, but please try to vote for others.

Anyway, now the Speeches of Acceptance.

Round Four
Ciddies Acceptance Speech

A.

Sexiest Male alive- My fellow forum nerds. Today a great victory has been won.

BoB-Did you finally read my pie chart or something???

Sexiest Man alive- No. *Ahem* Today I have gained enough votes to become…

Psychotic- Enlighten me on this one.

Sexiest Man alive- The Best member of EoFF!!!

BoB- I bet you feel feal good right now don’t you?

Sexiest Man alive- You bet your chocoboing ass I do.

Psychotic- I bet your momie made you this speech too.

Sexiest Man alive- N…no. :yuck:

BoB- Sure w/e

Sexiest Man alive- Why are you guys being so mean??/

Psychotic- Because I R THE SEXORS

Sexiest Man alive- w…w/e

BoB- How did you beat Psy???

Sexiest Man alive- …

Psychotic- wtf

BoB- You suck Sexiest

Sexiest Man alive-

Psychotic- Bladden has more balls than you…

BoB- Yeah and he looks like a freaking pig :laugh:

Sexiset Man Alive- I don’t want this thing anymore I QUIT…*runs home crying* :weep:

Psy- Pussy

BoB- I can ban you for saying that…

Psy- Try it Spoony BoB

B.
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- xx~..::google_ate_mah_baby::..~xx

C.
"You guys are smurfing retarded. I hope you stab your eyes out once you see the evil you have committed because that is the only apology God will take to allow you back into His grace."

D.
I really don't get what the infatuation with the Cookie Monster is. Gosh! A worthless mound of blue fur that devours cookies and, if pushed, occasionally screams the word "Cookies!" Groundbreaking! Tell me something, Eyes on. Why doesn't Big Bird have his own fan club? Not only is he a big bird, which is undoubtedly a feat in itself, but he is a rather aesthetically pleasing shade of yellow too. And I bet he doesn't gobble our favourite baked snack, thus depriving the rest of us like a selfish jerk. Why, Eyes on? Why?

Do you folk remember when the Matrix Reloaded came out? Everybody had Matrix Reloaded signatures, including Agent Proto here. His just so happened to feature those goofy twins with their oh-so-stylish dreadlocks. Wow, Proto. Really dude. Wow. What the smurf were you thinking? No, honestly now. Instead of posting the rest of the Decathlon entries, post an explanation, because I'd goddamned love to know what possessed you to proudly display that pair of dorks at the end of all your posts.

Lennon and McCartney. Geniuses? Pretentious. Visionary? Delusional. Artists? They wish. Nonetheless, people couldn't get enough of them, fawned over them, went crazy for them. Heck, they continue to do so, and it truly does baffle me. Don't get me wrong, their music is superior to a lot of music, but a ground-breaking cultural phenomenon? It shouldn't have been.

I am the Cookie Monster. I am the Matrix twins. I am the walrus. Oh well, C is for Ciddie, and that's good enough for me.


E.
I would like to thank the following people for this award:

Calliope, Chickencha,
Loony BoB, Rampala,
Cloud_99, celtcknight.
Dragonfire, BottledJustice,
eestlinc, Sita Atis,
Free Spirit, Jack, Wuggly Blight.

General Zod, System Id,
Advent Child, moston kid,
HOOTERS, Red Wizard, Sephex.
Sir Bahamut, Silverlocke,
Nemesis the Warlock,
Bahamut2000X.

Fallen_Angel, Sisha, Julia, Laguna,
beatrix9, Dark_Paladin_Cecil.
King Dark Ice, GarrickBurke, radyk05,
Vincent06, BlkKnight, Omecle.

Fat Chocobo, Dark Matter,
*angel tears*, zorander,
Shadow 2084.
Omega_x, Maxico,
Carl, Not At All Reno,
chu52, omyroar.

Blue Headed Man, ~Zodiac~,
Slacker, stuffing, ShlupQuack,
Doomgaze, Wind Shear, CloudySky.
i90east, Baloki,
Ellerkerm, Enoki,
The_Princess, Faris_the_guy.

Adrius BloodWolf, SocietyzAntidote,
remi07, Nibelheim.
HOORJ and edczxcvbnm
Are two words I'd rather not rhyme.

Sephiroth. :dot:, CrimsonD,
cactuar_12, skatehippie,
James Latimer Cockney Rebel.
Herbz7, Thunday Man,
ninja-yuffie, Halan,
Unknown_Soldier, RSL.

arcdragon9, Giga Guess,
Shadow, Winged Sorceress,
Mwork, gokufusionss1.
Clyde Arronway, Michiru,
PhoenixAsh, SeeDRankLou,
Aranel, Harmless Pigeon.

Dark_Cloud_FF7, Savannah, GokuKid-
749876.
ChibInuYasha, angel, VampireCrono,
Boko Mog, TheAbominatrix.

Evelia, The Captain,
Martyr, NashX, Raistlin,
Moshenokoji, BatChao.
NM, Bomber, Levian,
sephiroth21,
Ethéré, BrittyGoesMow.

Teh_Sephiroth, Cuchullain,
Blank, Azar, MecaKane,
Erdrick the Hero, Bandgeek.
The Man, Snowman, Ferenan,
zoti, Squall2, K-chan,
CloudS_1, TidaRalique.

Draupnir2005, Zidane_2006,
Avalon_Beouvle07.
unknown88, OneWingedAngel89,
rydia1411.

Freya Coral, Aerio,
LionHart, darkchrono,
Felldoh, Siric, nik0tine.
IronMaidenHikari,
*ETERNAL FANTASY*,
Kami, Dingo_Jellybean.

OdaiseGaelach, ZeZipster,
Daryl, SirenGriever,
Agent Proto's 'just that ace'.
Divinity, T0KE, chappu,
Dreamtiger42,
Genius Lynx, Amnesia Case.

robfinalfantasy, Squally Leonharty,
IGN64skanker.
Female Ryuichi, Kawaii Ryûkishi,
mystic ice cube, WIDOWMAKER.

Ichy, jrgen, Celes, Mei
Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Rei,
Buffy, Blackmage, Ansem, Jenn.
selphie666, Strider,
huddo5, Outsider,
HighSorceressDelial, Sen.

inlineskating29,
Dixie, Kalel, Death Sign,
metCloud, Rainecloud, Fantasia.
Kupo, GaV, KFCruelty,
nova, Jebus, Big D,
Rinoabella, Resha.

ForeverZeroUltima, sephxangel,
aeris2001x2.
BG-57, SadisticStreetSoldie,
The Wandering Zero, Mikztsu.

fire_of_avalon, Wrexsoul,
Spaceman Spiff, Linus, Joel,
Black Mage FF1, Carnage.
Election Booth, Rand Al'Tor,
Book, Kitsune, Squall04,
Random Tonberry, Kossage.

eninen525, Zyx,
bbhood86,
Kaji, Squinn, Seryn Kai.
Indelacio, Doomsday,
Edgar, Lament, Kegsay,
VDeity, Matty Pie!.

NightfallInfernal, Kuja, Snappie88,
TheLadySummoner_Yuna.
Lindy, lonely, chichi, Killy, Todie, Ki Ki,
TheLast1, ChibiRinoa.

Depressio, Scandalous,
Sean, Necronopticous,
Shrunkin Master, Sin Harvest.
Master_Dragoner, Farah,
xxYunalesca,
IlGreven, square_is_the_best.

Imperia, Bahumat,
§håd0w, ][Riku][, >>--heartshot--> ?,
Dew Drop, wakka, Khaotic.
MateriaBladeVII,
bunnytrigger, Tenken,
Auron-, metro, Psychotic.

FFboy4ever, Tgunz262,
Kilika, queen of the jungle.
Hiei5639, disapointedchild, Moose Knight,
animee_, Satans_apostle.

Lost Heretic, BackRoomKid,
bEoWuLfX, Grover, Cid,
goyabean, Jewels, chionos.
FFanatic Of FFantasy,
sephiroth23,
Dragoon Kain, DocFrance, Thanos.

Az Lionheart, Masami,
Seifer, JseanjohnC,
Kikyo, 18Darkdragon.
Ferril Shadow, Megami,
Mr. Graves, JonJonB,
ChaosCalibur, ALAN.

Godzilla3001, XeQtR,
Meat Puppet, crazymcjoe.
Pure Strife, Sephiroth1999AD,
GrimmReaper, The Shoeless Hobo.

*pauses for breath*

Lon611, Lekana,
Vaan, Black Mage, katana,
Yrkoon, Ranti84.
Kumo, Mossy, Aexoden,
War Angel, DJzen,
McCheeze, Bernie, bennator.

Eternal Sphere, SuperPac,
Daryn, Shayo, Codak,
Promise, Chaos, Dragonflame.
Inuyasha23,
zddbmb,
princeofdarknez, User Name.

NewBlackMage, twobitmage, Omnipotent Archmage,
golden_queen_mercury, Tulmane.
auron_790, eternal essence, StarChild,
Earthworm Jim, CloudSquallandZidane.

one_winged_angel, lionx
Danger, stevo, Andex.
Super Delete, Ariel.
Lux Trepe, ChocoboRider,
Dreadlock, Jojo, Hyper,
Dark Dragon Knight, Miriamel.

Anaralia, Darkness,
tomothy, Dark Songstress,
Brownjames07, Fredde.
Misfit, louby_4eva,
Besimudo, Vega,
omnitarian, Hedgy.

Ryoko Masaki, Silent Warrior, MaGuS,
Captain_Spaulding, SpikingZero.
FInalfantasyfinatic4, Zefiroth,
AngryTurnip, White Mage Nico.

kikimm, luke webster,
Dee, therealquigmaster,
Auron_Kotetsu, Greeneyes.
Roogle, noname, Mo-Nercy,
listentomystory,
Duo, Ravin, TasteyPies.

Starlight Angel, Old Manus
Tidus Andronicus,
EternalBahamut, Leeza.
blue_midget192,
Jenova·Rebirth, Hsu,
Skye-Chan, eternalshiva.

Advent-Sepheroth, Holy_Paladin, starlet,
Axamenta, Behold the Void.
Neone, 870621345,
gnu factory choice, FreaQaZoiD.

Ultimate_Sandwich, cykak,
Flying Mullet, Marak,
Reina, mr. anderson.
Spike369, haravikk,
Dark Holy, Kirkpatrick,
Night_Sword, Butz, kirk81 (?????????).

lemonation, Lamia,
Jowy, Jolts, Rydia,
Shiva's Effect, Escobar.
bloodcoveredblade, Master Quan,
BraSkAs_FiNAl_AeoN,
Shorty, Ryan, GLR.

Grandmaster LH, Estes, soulICE, SomethingBig,
Emerald Aeris, Award Guy.
admat97, Mr_Bojangless, Breine,
Foo-N-Tifa4eva, Rye.

Sabotender, White Raven,
Ashi, P8, Kalen,
chocomog33, Lain.
abrojtm, Blue Spirit,
Storm, UltimaLimit.
Cloud_Strife_X, enano, Reyn.

Sess020, xenapan,
Silmaril, repo man,
Omni Legacy, Bernhard.
Dante WolfWood, muchacho,
Doom, Ultima Shadow,
Jalbrean, Ifrit's Bodyguard.

Master.Pug, Fisticuffs, Angyles Cerddoriaeth,
Phoenix Corps, FFFreakX-2.
Turk, Danni, Palindrome, MagicKnight Locke, Zaphier,
Jecht Shot, Blanco Meow, Shoyku.

SpiritWolf, Dark_Mage_Palom,
Sora is so awesome,
ff babe, Giggles, Bulldog.
AdventChild_6, Takara,
Singing_Wings, Chewbacca,
blitzballstar01, ZellMog.

little devil, CloudDragon,
Super Christ, DarkNation,
Haggard756, Doc Sark.
Halenite, dancingmadK,
KingAlces, Linus J,
babybahamut, Denmark.

Ran Ciel, Dkknight, razor248725,
FFFFsephychibi.
Lord Chainsaw, Sephiroth2088,
The Nique, Czanthor, Burtsplurt, Selphie.

Octavious, Triple T,
Ashton, Dr. Casey,
The One Winged Angel, DeBlayde.
Croyles, Marble, stesia,
FleshMask, erik ramza,
CloudLeonhart, Samuraid.

HanaKirei, Origin,
Wizdumb, Chimp, jochirin,
Chzn8r, Ancient Goddess.
Shockwave Pulsar, Kiroku,
gotenks_2322,
Max the Man, Moomba Misstress.

Kaos Nishiakari, iluvpenelo
American Badass, Bloodstone.
playaGAW, Squall and Rinoa,
Magil, Amazing Telephone.

Chibi Youkai, LingaringBell,
Heath, SephirothNL,
Nakor TheBlue Rider, Pine.
Mr. Rothgar, zendust1,
Talus, demonsdragon,
Penance99999.

Amnesiac, Trinity,
Chlis, Dearest Tragedy,
Lehteb, ShivaBlizzard8.
Evil_Cloud, frr_vegeta,
zacks_clone, Mahal Kita,
Grand Lethal, dman, Nait. (that's right you heard me)

BorIzEE27, Elhaym,
Yuzuki130, Cloudane.
black orb, nevermind6794,
Ones with numbers are really a pain!

Sacred Phoenix, Meuterei
Yoshix, Siwolae,
MasterGuardian, Rusty.
VaShYmAn, desh, Scar Face,
Wilder, sora, Erased,
Batman, PeTeRL90.

polyonymous, Reason,
Alpha, pixie_demon,
Endless, Squires, Mr Rocko.
ShadyMilkman, Kiuru,
FinalBob42,
Gabgooba, Dr. Disco.

Yuripa007, Cactuar2000,
Crimson II, d20{fx}.
MJN SEIFER, master01, Nova Dragon,
Angel_Reaper, Anaisa, NeX.

*one last breath*

Shadraque, Nino Brown, Ally,
Tom Morello, Loki,
steveo, Gene Ohm, Shattered Chest.
Del Snizz, Chris, Lightning_Demon,
Wightraven, nickwilson,
final boss, MoogleRush, Guest.

AaronD, omnislasher,
Xander, Tatics Master,
syun_ukiya, Blue Typhoon.
The Amazing Spiderman,
Shadow Nexus, Lachlan,
Knox, Asorie, Dr Unne.

Spiritus Sancti, GhostGoose, Ultima Seraph,
Skogs, Sakura Yume, Spatvark.
Trumpet Thief, Liquid Glass,
then devilmaykickass,
Mindflare, Kirobaito,
Garland, Yamaneko,
Immortal, Thaliel,
Optium, Miriel,
Scottie, Fuzakeru,
Spuuky, mog42,
Sugpo, Wyllius, Mark.

o_O

F.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. This moment is so much bigger than me. This moment is for Robb, Ashi, Mikztsu. It's for the women that stand beside me, Cz, Psychotic, Levian. And it's for every nameless, faceless woman of colour that now has a chance because this door tonight has been opened. Thank you. I'm so honored. I'm so honored. And I thank the Members for choosing me to be the vessel for which His (Hooters) blessing might flow. Thank you.

I want to thank my manager, Loony BoB. He's been with me for twelve long years and you fought every fight and you've loved me when I've been up, but more importantly you've loved me when I've been down. (Sometimes Twice. And once in the morning.) You have been a manager, a friend, and the only father I've ever known. Really. And I love you very much.

I want to thank Del Murder, who's given me the strength to fight every single day, to be who I want to be and given me the courage to dream, that this dream might be happening and possible for me. I love you, Del, so much. Thank you. My husband (Raistlin), who is just a joy of my life, and kikimm, thank you for giving me peace because only with the peace that you've brought me have I been allowed to go to places that I never even knew I could go. Thank you. I love you and kikimm with all my heart.

I want to thank Resha. Thank you. Faris, Rye, for making sure everybody knew about Spiffing Cheese wanting to masturbate to Ainsley Harriot's big bald head of sexy love. Thank you for believing in me. Our masseuse, Yamaneko, you're a genius. You're a genius. This EoFF experience was magical for me because of you. You believed in me; you trusted me and you gently guided me to very scary places. I thank you. I want to thank Roogle. I could have never figured out who the heck this lady was without you. I love you. Thank you. I want to thank Naitsirk, my surrogate mother. Oops, you did it again! Thank you for giving me this chance, for believing that I could do it. And now tonight I have this. Thank you.

I want to thank my partners in crime -- Jebus especially. I have to thank my gay best friend -- Neel Shah, thank you. Thank you for never kicking me out and sending me somewhere else. Thank you. I, I, I, who else? I have so many people that I know I need to thank. My staff insider -- Hsu, thank you. Okay, wait a minute. I got to take...seventy-four years here!! Ok. I got to take this time! I got to thank my CK, Hsu, for making this deal. Without him fixing things for me, i'd have been banned years ago. Rubah. I need to thank lastly and not leastly, I have to thank Kawaii Ryûkishi for putting me in my very first film and believing in me. I was a young girl back then...maybe 13? But he gave me my break! Popped my cherry. Chris for being the best role model any girl can have. Joel Holmes, thank you. And thank you to Mecakane. Thank you so much for being my mentors and believing in me.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

G.
Wow, this is pretty sweet, first Ciddie happens to be the biggest one there is. Honestly, I have no clue as to how I managed to win this thing, especially with BoB as my main opponent. I mean, he IS BoB, and if not him, I would have expected someone else who I see as a better member than myself to have won it, such as Big D, The Captain, Kishi, etc. But wow, man, Best Member huh? You sure there isn’t some mistake and this is really the new "Most Gullible" Ciddie? I mean, I can honestly say that I never expected to receive this, and was thrilled just when I was nominated. Well, I guess this is time for a huge THANK YOU to all of you people who voted for me. Now, since I have the floor, I’d like to do some toasts, because really, is there ever a BAD time to toast something (okay, maybe funerals). This is to some groups who I feel deserve a shout-out. If I don’t mention you, it doesn’t mean I hate you, just that I like these people more (don’t even try and pretend I’m the only one who does this).

First, to the Site Staff. This group, as I’m sure you know, is one of the most under-appreciated. Managing the entire Front Site can’t possibly be easy, and the fact that they receive virtually no compensation only makes it more notable. Without the main site, the Forums population would most likely be much smaller, and than a bunch of people may have not voted for me and I may have lost. So here’s to you Site Staff. You’re the reason I’m here, like it or not, as the Front Site is what drew me into the Forums as well.

Next, a toast to the Knights. They’re probably the most well-known, and probably have to put of with the most crap. I mean sure, everyone thinks it’s be great to be one. I mean, their like the Justice League, just with less spandex and less muscles (for better or worse). But really, would you like to have to put up with whiny teens, rabid fanboys, and the occasional quadruple poster who feels everyone MUST know how much Sephiroth rocks his world four times over? Theirs is really nothing more than another job, and one that people sometimes underestimate in its necessity for the continued existence of the forums.

Finally, to Cid and those who came before us. As with every great thing, it must start small, with a few who build upward. Though I was not around for their time, I often hear of things involving Big Ogre Umaro, or others I don’t recognize. However, as with regular history, it is important to remember the past, and for this I salute you, members of the bygone years. Some of you have come back, some never left, others regularly pop in, but all were important to EoFF in some way.

Well, I guess I really run out of things to say, so I’ll end with a big old shout-out to all of you who voted for me again. Oh, and to The Captain, rightful winner of this award. I mean seriously, I voted for him myself, so where’s the justice in that? Oh well, I’ll just have to campaign for him hard next year. Well, thanks all, and good night.

H.
Hello. Hello. It looks like after all that buildup I've beaten out Loony BoB for the Best Member ciddie. What were you thinking!? I guess it really doesn't matter. I wonder what you're thinking every year when BoB wins too. What is the best member ciddie? Well, you see, it's one of a few ciddies average EoFF'ers take seriously. Maybe not so serious as the most likely to be kissed by a princess and turned into a frog ciddie, but pretty close behind it. What does it take to win such a ciddie? Apparently not much While some members try to bribe others for a vote others try to win off "internet popularity" alone. It seems the most successful way to win it is to run the ciddies themselves to rig the vote and then let one slide by here and there to throw off the trail.

When I first joined EoFF I thought to myself, "This is probably a bad idea and I'll regret it later. There's tons of weirdos and freaks on the internet." I guess I could say I was wrong about that, but then again I've just won the King Geek award so who knows? One thing I will never forget is that I did not get here alone! Along this journey through EoFF I've made many friends and they've supported me all the way to the top. At times I've even competed with friends in certain events. Those are always the worst of times. I think I might have made a few enemies too but they've all seemed to disappear. Lordy I sure hope they don't come across my homemade porn tapes and post them across the internet!

Now that I've won the Best Member Ciddie I have to wonder where I go from here. Do I keep sludging on only to slip into second next year, then sit and watch helplessly as it all goes downhill? Do I plot and scheme for the internet forum scandel that gets me banned forever and assures my fame at EoFF forever and ever? Do I reach for new goals and struggle to achieve them through years of sweaty fingers and midnight snack cakes? Hell, I'm not going to tell you. You'll just have to wait and see for yourselves.





EOFF FOOTBALL ROCKS!

I.

Well I would like to start by saying that this is an honour, but it isn’t, so I won’t. There are many different members here at EoFF from many different walks of life. We have males and the occasional rare female who’s accidentally registered with the wrong forum. We have popular people, like the staff-whores, and the unpopular people, like Psychotic. We have the oldbies, like Loony Bob, and the newbies, like Loony Bob. We have young members, old members, really old members, RSL. But I think that, if nothing else, this award showcases beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am better than all of you combined. On a good day.

To say that I am the greatest human being on the planet would be an insult to myself, as I’d be bringing myself down to a level of mortality that is unbecoming of someone as awesome as myself. Rather than list all of the things I am best known for, I’d rather not waste my precious time in such ways with you peasants, and as such will simply remind you of the advice given to me by my father as a child – “Son you’re afraid of me. I was afraid of my father, and he was afraid of my grandfather, and he was afraid of my great-grandfather. So help me if your kids aren’t cowering from you when you get in from work you’ve failed as a parent. Go to it!”. A poignant lesson if there ever was one from the only person capable of beating me at poker.

Now I’ve got much more important things to be getting on with, like sitting in my underwear scratching my colossal package, or shouting random obscenities at passers-by, or idling in some backwater IRC channel. So I’ll wrap this up real quick with a thank you list. First off I’d like to thank me, for always being there even during the bad times. I’d also like to thank all of those who have cowered and worshipped me in the correct manner in the past, present and future. Thanks also go out to the people of this world who take the time to make my life easier to live; Slave labour in Tijuana, low-paid counter clerks, that hobo who I grace with a sandwich every morning. Absolutely no thanks go to God, my friends or family, or anyone who doesn’t address me as sir; you all suck. Hard.

J.
Hah, holy crap! Are you guys for real?

There isn't anything I can say to describe how much this means. I was thinkin' it would be a victory just to avoid finishing in the basement, but... wow. I've got good company in winning Best Member, now I guess I've gotta build my case to go back-to-back.

Thank you all so much for the support, I am the win!

K.
Engrish speech of great accept! by K.

The Ohio state my God! I did not brag by my of my life so far under any condition excessively. As for me when I looked at that this prize is acquired, as for damage it erupted from my eye. I shook the joy. As for I that kind of reputation of my life, feeling the eye of the final imagination never and without being. Thank you. This reputation thank you. Crossing many years, as for thinking of by your never entirely, as the member who my helix seems and without being. Perhaps, satisfaction of the good, perhaps, but never that kind of high aperture. As for I excitation concerning obtaining that kind of prize you faint. As for me piercing me foolishness it is and feels excellent thing than the hob! He is jealous very. The best member.

When I am small, I looked at dream just because it is considered so very by my equal person. In the night to touch those, it can move me around me, you desire. I me seem like the primitive agency, the fact that it is high-and-mighty which may be many is desired. He me can shake that donkey like the person of the dance of Numa Numa which is bet. In any case the Ohio state my God,! Primitive representative I become the operator of the girl, around the thing which urges those drive around me. This is the member where I am best how is. As I looked at that me as for desire as for me it is close it is largest according to the purpose where I am large and compared to had become close, as stood, every year it becomes. The member where the eye of the final imagination is splendid. I tremble.

But with respect to appearance, the already me AM best member. I how laugh on the mountain, Hahahaha. It is best, but because of a certain! That unexpected volumptious charisma and, you brag Primitive Agency! He rejoices and shouts my because of damage it is salty if. When so it is only here. I am not worthy of to this prize, but what receives that is reputation of reputation especially. That comes having that kind of joy in me. This reputation is carried to my shoulder, I or the cow exhaust all power in order to give to my child of strength of the American elk. The joy of feeling by the fact that I receive this Ciddie is uncomparable. The Ohio state my God. Perhaps me exactly it is 1 year OLD. That is, the climax which it is hard to withstand. I in this reputation appreciate in Vishnu and Shiva. I and appreciate in your mother. Has she how done? The fact that it wins is the source of the just you are surprised, completely. The fragrance is better than the rye pan whose flavor is best.

Eye of final imagination thank you. You knew that it is my hero?



L.
OH MY OVERLY OLD TIGHTS.
Shining upon the Bill of Rights.

I friggen' won. This is the greatest day of my life,
not counting 'nam and weekends at my wife.
An online award may not seem big to you,
but it is to me, Honolulu
You guys are the smurfing greatest
Unlike asbest.
and incest.
chest.

I can't believe you guys picked me,
The guy who always rhymes badl-ee!
The guy with an annoyingly small font,
The guy from Vermont.
Croissant.
Infant.

May all your hearts be filles with lime!
Pacific standard time!


Here's some green smilies?

:scary: :x_x: :bigbiggri :oscar: ickle:


M.

i think its awesome that i finally get to win a ciddy for best member because...lets face it... this is a FINAL FANTASY forum and teh awardthingo should therefour go to the smarterest member of all (when it comes to all things FF xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD). i dunno about all of you, but i was reeeaaaally sicj of seeing psychotic and that newbie guy win this award every 6 months. they probabably dont even know as much about FF as EYE do. you could say that i have my EYE on FF. lololololololololololl.

serzly. i could answer your questions about ANY FF game; 7,8,9,10 or 10-2 (teehee, bewbies). liek i know theres more like 1 to 6 and some other weird stuff like "my stick quest" :S but those games r lame with n00b lamerz graphics but dont worry, as you all kno, ive alreadi complained to sqaureenix through email...no wonder you voted me best member.

id like to thank all the awesome cool members that hang around teh FF sections who have just made this place so much beter. future esthar, your theories are liek...so true. i print them out and post them up all over school. its like that protesting stuff those uni students do! my mum says im cool for speaking out like that <3. and thanks to all the gurlz that hang in the ffx-2 section...i hope to have sex with you all irl someday. oh and you lamerz oldbies that onli post in gc...thanks for linking me to the ciddies in the first place xD

peace out doodz. the ps3 remake for ff7 is coming out any day now and im gonna head down to eb to be ready for it. ^^

N.
Well now, this a surprise, of all people I win this ciddie...
Well it seems as if luck exists, I must thank luck and fate for this beauty of a ciddie. It's just so near impossible, still it;s wonderful though.

On the other hand this is a great turn of events for me. For once people actually like me. For a long time I have tried to stop people looking down on me, I think this ciddie may just help me, I thank everyone who has voted for me, and mostly the nominators.

It seems out of all the nominees for this spicy award, I have won this, better luck next time losers! I thought I should say as much as I can from different aspects, just to heat things up. Thanks everyone, I accept this award alright. Now who's up for some binging down at the pub, eh?

I may accept new entries within the first 30 minutes after this post if I did not receive any votes.

Anyway, you may vote now.

[Psychotic]

Sorry I ignored your earlier question Dan, although the answer to it was yes.

I recognise yours here. :laugh:

[Rye]

You should have told us that voting for ourselves wasn't allowed (instead of just discouraging it) at the beginning of the Decathlon if you decided that halfway into the Decathlon you'd not count votes for oneself. Now a bunch of people have wasted votes.

EDIT: And yes, you said it was allowed, but you just discouraged it.

[Agent Proto]

Yes, I did say I discourage voting for yourself. My apologies if I was not EXACTLY clear that I meant you can't vote for yourself. I thought everyone knew since that's how it was last time, I disallowed voting for yourself since it's only fair to everyone.

[DK]

Why did you remove the link to foa's profile from my entry?

[Psychotic]

Whoa how many times did I get referenced in this thing? Like, 5 different entries mention me. I'll address this one, and only this one.

but i was reeeaaaally sicj of seeing psychotic and that newbie guy win this award every 6 months. they probabably dont even know as much about FF as EYE do. you could say that i have my EYE on FF. lololololololololololl.

I KNOW MORE ABOUT FF THAN YOU EVER WILL YOU FLAMING LITTLE TOASTER.

And yeah, I'm getting pretty sicj of watching me win Best Member too. Although, you should also be pretty sicj about Bladen winning it too. He's won it just as many times as me, but a lot of people choose to ignore that fact.

[Skarr]

Sorry, but some of those are too long for me to read right now. =/

[Loony BoB]

I imagine that voting for round four may carry on while the Ciddies are in progress, however this competition is going on hold, to return a week after the Ciddies close up (or whatever date after that Proto decides to open things up again). *unstick*

[Captain Maxx Power]

I love the fact E is blantantly appealing to the lowest common denominator.

[Mittopotahis]

but more importantly you've loved me when I've been down. (Sometimes Twice. And once in the morning.)

That made me laugh for 10 minutes on end. Well done