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					 Pets do the most stupidest things on earth. Pets do the most stupidest things on earth.
					
						
							I went to my nanna's house the other day, she has 3 cats:
 
 Dumplin: 14 years, still jumps fences and drools. ALOT. He likes to lie in the underwear basket, dirty old pervert eh?
 
 Zander: 2 years old, My cat's bro, and he plays fetch with his toy mousey. Basically he grabs it and brings it to you, he stands in front of you and drops it, expecting you to throw it again, he does this til he's bored, He also runs around the house up and down sliding on the laminate flooring. He eats practically anything but fish.
 
 
 Cole: 6 months, one of the most hillarious little things ever. You can hold a random object 6 ft in the air and he jumps up to get it, he does back flips off the chair and lies on your head, your face, and neck. He usually flips over and runs around til he catches his big fluffy ferret tale. He also picked up Zander's FETCH! Trickl.
 
 
 And there's my cat: He mostly jumps onto the dog's face, who's a full grown Black Labradour, he tries to fly by jumping off chairs, stair cases and does backflips. He has a bad habbit of getting his face covered with muck when he digs for no reason in the garden. Eats anything you give him, literally. He knows how to open the fridge, doors and get his own way.
 
 
 
 Now share stories and antics your god damn pets do. Come on, these are easy to beat.
 
 
 
 
				
				
				
				
					 
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