When pigs fly

[Freya]

So if pigs flew then would they attack people for all the pain and suffering they had been put through in thier lives? Would they then take over the world kinda like how the took over the farm in Animal Farm, cept they'd do it with a bloody iron pig fist.

[Shoden]

Will porkman save the day, or will the pigs subdue him? Find out in the next episode of the Real Life!

[Shaun]

If there's a pig (dead or alive) on a plane, is it flying? I think so...

[Captain VooDoo]

if pigs could fly dosent that mean they could crap on peoples heads?

[MadHero]

To this topics title :

I have an actual flying pig ^_^ It's quite cute and runs on batteries ^_^

I had one of those...

Well, it didn't fly, nor was it a pig, but it ran on batteries!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

If pigs fly, you get one of the most interesting progressive rock CD covers in the history. That's what you get.

Just in case my original post was a little too subtle

[Yamaneko]

I thought it was TOO obvious.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I thought it was TOO obvious.

Well yeah, it's obvious for people who know Floyd, but for those who don't know the band or album it was worth specifying what I meant.

Besides, you could have had no idea what I meant in the first place and just be using the oppurtunity to spam, now that you know what I mean.

[FallenAngel411]

I still don't get it xD

[Slade]

I posted it too and you still don't get it....I'm saddened

[Clyphire]

I wonder whatt will happen when all humans go INSANE!!

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I think I'll donate some money to an orphanage.

[nik0tine]

I wonder whatt will happen when all humans go INSANE!!

I DONT KNOW LOL!

[project X]

Pigs will fly when there is no more livable surface on the planet and species must adapt by eventually growing wings. Snakes will fly too, but they'll have a plane to do it.

ftw.

[Evastio]

If pigs could fly birds would grow jackhammer beaks, monkeys would have chainsaw arms, cats could shoot out bald furballs, and trees would grow on squids. I think.

Generally Pigs aren't very aerodynamic. For one thing most of their body weight is distributed around the bottom of the stomach, meaning the majority of the lift would need to be confined to the centre of the back. Also their bone is dense and hard like most land-bound mammals, meaning that it's structure isn't flexible enough to accomodate the intricities of flying.

However I believe I may have found a solution;

Ha ha. That's awesome

if pigs could fly dosent that mean they could crap on peoples heads?

That's not good.