How much crazy stuff would happen if a pig grew wings and flew one day? Or if hell froze over. Or all those other ghetto sayings.
When pigs fly
How much crazy stuff would happen if a pig grew wings and flew one day? Or if hell froze over. Or all those other ghetto sayings.
There would be no more ham. Because the pigs would fly away from the farms and stage a revolt. And then all the evil dead people would build an ice bridge to earth, and we would be overrun with the burnt corpses of assorted psychopaths and Hitler-wannabes. And then the earth would split in half from the pressure of the ice deep inside, and the two halves would drift apart in space. One half would contain the last remaining members of the human race, and would be known as Neo-Earth. The other would contain all the dead people from Hell, and the flying piggies seeking revenge on humanity, and would be known as Planet Evil. Eventually, centuries into the future, Planet Evil and Neo-Earth would become advanced civilizations of great technologies, and they would use these technologies to wage war and blow things up. Then the sun would explode, and we would all die.
THE MEW HATH NO NEED OF A SIG >:3
who says they need wings?
LET THE HAMMER FALL
They can't escape the farms without wings! >:3
THE MEW HATH NO NEED OF A SIG >:3
It is really a question as to whether Hell would freeze over or break loose.
People would be much dumber.
Because whips aren't very smart.
But they would hurt a lot!
I think it would be more enjoyable if guinea pigs (as opposed to regular pigs) could fly, and indeed if guinea pigs took over hell.
When they got frozen they wouldn't be able tof ly much.
Well they'd be different guinea pigs, obviously.
when hell freezes over it'll be made into a giant freezer full of Ben&Jerry's... and the pigs that fly will cause mass chaos and everybody'll die from shock, leaving the ben&jerry's to rot in the hell freezer.
or not.
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I think that is in reference to someone who uses a lot of biting remarks. "Smart" can also reference pain, and whips can inflict that awfully fast.Originally Posted by rubah
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I have an actual flying pig ^_^ It's quite cute and runs on batteries ^_^
Seeing as how only one brown man can truly understand another, I will rephrase Dan's question, which is quite possibly one of the best questions in the world.
How many words of your own would you have to eat (or other people you know would have to eat their words) if pigs flew? How many times have you said "I'll do X when pigs fly?" I know that I wouldn't be screwed at all, because I've never used that saying. But when hell freezes over, I'll be in a bit more trouble.
I never use any of those sayings, so I am fine. But the literal interpretation of Kyono-Dan's question is more amusing. And so, if pigs fly......we would have no ham. Pigs would escape from farms, and...evil dead people....split in half...sun...dead. :3
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Never. I never thought it was cool.
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