Quote Originally Posted by Maxx Power
Generally Pigs aren't very aerodynamic. For one thing most of their body weight is distributed around the bottom of the stomach, meaning the majority of the lift would need to be confined to the centre of the back. Also their bone is dense and hard like most land-bound mammals, meaning that it's structure isn't flexible enough to accomodate the intricities of flying.

However I believe I may have found a solution;

You're funny.