When pigs fly

[Evastio]

If pigs could fly birds would grow jackhammer beaks, monkeys would have chainsaw arms, cats could shoot out bald furballs, and trees would grow on squids. I think.

Generally Pigs aren't very aerodynamic. For one thing most of their body weight is distributed around the bottom of the stomach, meaning the majority of the lift would need to be confined to the centre of the back. Also their bone is dense and hard like most land-bound mammals, meaning that it's structure isn't flexible enough to accomodate the intricities of flying.

However I believe I may have found a solution;

Ha ha. That's awesome

if pigs could fly dosent that mean they could crap on peoples heads?

That's not good.