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    Noob questions about FFVII

    I saw this on another forum, sorry if it's already done. Basically all you do is think of a noobish question about the game and post it. For eg.

    Why is Sephiroth evil?
    Where can I find a Chocobo?
    What's with the comet?

    Things like that.

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    -What's Final Fantasy VII?
    -Cloud is a girl right? (Market reference)
    -How the hell can someone ride a big chicken?

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    How do you summon?
    Can you ressurect Aeris? (LOL)
    How do you get the black materia?

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    What do I do when the screen changes, the music changes, and I've got some soldiers and funny looking beings facing a blonde-spikey haired guy in a purple uniform, and a menu appears with Attack, Magic, and Item?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fantasy Fan
    Why is Sephiroth evil?
    Where can I find a Chocobo?
    What's with the comet?
    because you touch yourself at night
    near the footprints on the world map, with the proper materia
    it's a meteor
    Quote Originally Posted by Orophin
    -What's Final Fantasy VII?
    -Cloud is a girl right? (Market reference)
    -How the hell can someone ride a big chicken?
    the world's largest single producer of fanboys
    yes
    very carefully
    Quote Originally Posted by Stayin Dizzy
    How do you summon?
    Can you ressurect Aeris? (LOL)
    How do you get the black materia?
    you call forth a monster
    only with the defribulator item
    ask nicely
    Quote Originally Posted by crazybayman
    What do I do when the screen changes, the music changes, and I've got some soldiers and funny looking beings facing a blonde-spikey haired guy in a purple uniform, and a menu appears with Attack, Magic, and Item?
    that's a common glitch, just turn off the game and try again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stayin Dizzy
    How do you summon?
    Can you ressurect Aeris? (LOL)
    How do you get the black materia?
    you dont want to bring her back

    the noobs will make more stuff about how cloud and her are in love and then i will get all bipolar

    Quote Originally Posted by crazybayman
    What do I do when the screen changes, the music changes, and I've got some soldiers and funny looking beings facing a blonde-spikey haired guy in a purple uniform, and a menu appears with Attack, Magic, and Item?
    that's a common glitch, just turn off the game and try again[/QUOTE]

    no, they are talking about the fights

    you should make Aeris take all the damage so she dies

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    ermm, this was supposed to be a joke thread.

    - "Can I kill Zack?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fantasy Fan
    ermm, this was supposed to be a joke thread.

    - "Can I kill Zack?"
    lol, i know

    Zidane is hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fantasy Fan
    I saw this on another forum, sorry if it's already done. Basically all you do is think of a noobish question about the game and post it. For eg.

    Why is Sephiroth evil?
    Where can I find a Chocobo?
    What's with the comet?

    Things like that.
    He thinks he is the son of some (SPOILER)meteor.
    Using a chocobo lure materia near that chocobo guy's house.
    You mean Sephy's spell?

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