I once was picking up an ice cream cone at Ben and Jerry's at the train station in downtown Chicago when the guy who just got his ice cream turned to me and said "Y'know, you look like that Ashton Kutcher fellow." I suppose it's not that random, because other people have told me the same thing (like that guy at the counter at that gas station), but it's just odd having random people pulling me aside and telling me that.

Besides, I flippin' hate Ashton Kutcher.