Quote Originally Posted by Cz
An old woman once started swearing at me from across the street as I was walking home. I'd never seen her in my life, but apparently she thought I was a smurfing bastard.
Did you call her a smurfing bastard back? Maybe she wanted you to!

Quote Originally Posted by Faris
Sorry, I'm just filling in for Shauna and Resha. They asked me to!
...Didn't it used to be US stalking YOU?