Stop stealing my shoes!
So right. One day last week, I was walking across my school grounds, going to some kind of class, when this random kid walked up to me and stopped. He stood there for a minute, and then said, "Stop stealing my shoes!" and ran away. It was truly bizarre.
Do people ever approach you and say random things for no apparent reason?
It's usually I who says the random things.
Yeah, a couple of months back this woman walked up to me and she started asking me about my life. It was so strange and I didn't even know her! Well, at least I don't think I knew her. Strangers keep talking to me and they all claim that we're friends! I tend to forget people rather easily.
Emma, I was that little boyI normally say the strange stuff, makes everyone wonder what's wrong with me.
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Were you wearing the same kind of shoes as he?
No, I wasn't! I was wearing Vans because school shoes suck and he was wearing shoes!
I know, Ashley. I know.It's time to stop stalking me now, dear.
An old woman once started swearing at me from across the street as I was walking home. I'd never seen her in my life, but apparently she thought I was a smurfing bastard.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
Sorry, I'm just filling in for Shauna and Resha. They asked me to!Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
I know, Ashley. I know.
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Did you call her a smurfing bastard back? Maybe she wanted you to!An old woman once started swearing at me from across the street as I was walking home. I'd never seen her in my life, but apparently she thought I was a smurfing bastard.
...Didn't it used to be US stalking YOU?
One time a fellow approached me at the train station, and told me how the world was under control of neo-nazi jews. They control everything: Government, media, oil...you name it, they control it. Apparently the neo-nazi jews were even listening in on our conversation.
I've seen him several times at the station since, just walking around various platforms laughing to himself for a while, before leaving.
Hey guys, what's up?
Big Gulps, eh? Alright.
Well, see you later!
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
I think it was you three stalked everyone of us four.
...Didn't it used to be US stalking YOU?
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I never do that to people, but since I've starting showing, people have to ask me all kinds of personal questions about my pregnancy. Complete strangers too. Then they try to touch my belly. It's really creepy....
Use your mighty hormones to scare them off! You're allowed to get away with making huge scenes when you're pregnant.I never do that to people, but since I've starting showing, people have to ask me all kinds of personal questions about my pregnancy. Complete strangers too. Then they try to touch my belly. It's really creepy....
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
I looked up the laws down here. If they touch me first, its assault. If I punch them for touching me, its self defense....
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