Battle Royale

[I Took the Red Pill]

Take advantage of the women

[escobert]

I'd have the machine gun and be running about shooting you all

[Captain Maxx Power]

Give me meleé! I would take my glave. Yeah, id make alliances. Only a few people I can trust. Maybe the PRMs...yeha. We could RULE that island. System be buggered. We can even build boats (or capture others). Yes, go PRMs!

You got that right! *high fives his Quartermaster*

[Lost Number]

Now where is the bloody First Mate when ya need him?

[Tavrobel]

If I could take one weapon with me, it would be a muzzle for Psychotic, inorder to keep him from provoking anyone.

If I could take a non-weapon item with me, I would take a Pokeball, and call out Chuck N0rris, the undefeatable Pokemon.

Now where is the bloody First Mate when ya need him?

He was killed by a Hot Air Ballon raiding party before the beginning of the competition.

[chaos_ghost]

If I could take a non-weapon item with me, I would take a Pokeball, and call out Chuck N0rris, the undefeatable Pokemon.

Good Strategy. I would take my trusty gun-spear(it makes me feel like CId and Seifer at the same time!). I wouldn't align my self with anyone. Instead I would shot and stab anybody who comes near me in an attempt to spread chaos.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Well, in that case a tactical nuke armed at whoever put me on the island's headquarter, as well as a radio informing them of what exactly would be happening if they didn't get their damn collar off me.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

So far we have some random quickfire attention-seeking guy (easy target for a sniper), two sex-craved beer guzzlers (too drunk to be on the ball) a leper-like person who thinks he can win with a stick, an idiot who was forced in without a weapon since the army didn't realise he didn't meant 'wit' literally, a couple of guys building a ship (again easy target).
You guys are gonna get picked off pretty early methinks. No one is a match for the man with the appropriate gizmos

[Captain Maxx Power]

Ye forget your place Port Regulator mobiletype.

[Anaisa]

I'd figure out a way to get that damn explosive collar off my neck. Seriously, that should be your main priority.

Yeah, I'd want to get rid of that as soon as possible. I'm not sure what weapon I'd go for as what I'd choose would depend on how much ammo you'd get for weaponry that required it. I'd attempt to get people to team up, but if they disagreed with me I'd have to slaughter them. I would also have my martial arts and gymnast skills which would vastly improve my chances of survival. Plus I can go without sleep for a long time, so whilst the people who can't last that long without sleep(the lightweights) are snoozing, I can also kill them then, and steal their weapons. Although I'm a member of Team Super Sexy anyway, an we're too sexy for anyone to want to kill us. They'd attempt it, but then would fall to the ground and say:"I can't kill you, you're just too damn sexy!"

[Rase]

All I need is my trusty Holy Hand Grenade. I'd throw it and you'd all be like, "What the?".

[Craig]

EoFF has almost 16,000 members. We could probably just take out the guys who put us there and disable the collars.

[Meat Puppet]

This reminds me of an episode of Days of our Lives.

And my answer to the question is no. No no no.

[Levian]

I would probably die a horribly boring death and have hardly any screen time at all.

[SammieBabe]

I don't need a weapon. I have the almighty hormones on my side!