Haunted Bear on Ebay

[Peegee]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=6056014456

Topic: why do these things always sell, and secondly, are they really haunted, and three how do I find out whether or not anything happens to the winner?

[~SapphireStar~]

I cant believe there are 56 bids on this thing?! I dont want to say anything nasty about it, this bear may sense evil thoughts. But it is scary looking.

All I know is that I want this damned thing out of my house. Something is dreadfully wrong with this bear. I never used to believe in powers of darkness, but now I do. If you are willing to buy it, please let me know. I take no responsibility for what may happen afterwards and for god's sake don't keep it anywhere near children. The lingering presence is still in my house to some extent and I need to get the source out.

lol. How do they know the bear is the source of evil? They may be living on an old Indian graveyard!?

[Mika]

Scariest thing. Ever.

I'd buy it.

[NeoCracker]

This guy is a genius.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

He's obviously a writer. What a wonderful $810 story.

[cloud_doll]

that thing does not look scary!! its a bear, they must of done something to that picture! i mean, why would they photograph a bear, unless they were going to alter it and make it look scary then sell it for $820! and they said they really wanted it out, if you really wanted to get rid of i, wouldn't you sell it for something cheap?

but then again, if it were only about $10 i'd buy it.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

It should be noted that he listed it for $2.00.

[Old Manus]

If you do not bid for this item and link the page to 20 people in the next 24 hours, the bear will COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN.

[NeoCracker]

If you do not bid for this item and link the page to 20 people in the next 24 hours, the bear will COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN.

I was going to do that anyway though.

[themagicroundabout]

I shone the light into the door and pulled it open. I swear to god I'm not crazy, and this is what I saw. There below me on the steps was Baron slowly walking up on two legs, one of my kitchen knives in his paws, scraps of other animals hanging off him. I yelled at the top of my lungs and shut the door, but it bounced back open.

That's the part that really convinced me he was telling the truth.

[lady yunalesca]

mock if we will, but the little tell-tale is on his way to a thousand dollars!!!!! i think its a genuis idea........wiah i had thought of it first of course if it really was demonic....you ould give it to a preist to dispose of.

that story put me in mind of the halloween episode of the simpsons where the krusy doll come alive and tries to kill homer...lol

[Scullypie]

If you do not bid for this item and link the page to 20 people in the next 24 hours, the bear will COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN.

I loled

[Remon]

that bear is scary.something tells me not to open that link again.I'm really scared now!

[Peegee]

The bear scary me :(

[SiberianKiss]

This man is a genious. And that's genious with a "J."

Seriously, it's very simple to dupe stupid people into wasting their money (in this case, $800 some dollars) on common items. Someone sold a half eaten sandwich on eBay for close to $10 or something. This proves that there is a market for everything. Even haunted demonic bears.