Zorander should've said the EoFF napkin was haunted when he sold it on eBay.
Zorander should've said the EoFF napkin was haunted when he sold it on eBay.
My light bulb just blew!! I read the whole thing, I nearly pissed myself from the bulb incident!
LET THE HAMMER FALL
Argh! My stupid computer won't load the pic of the bear. It's ticking me off, I want to see how the bear looks.
"Feed me."
well atleast he had the decency to inform us of it's ahem 'past'. Well everyone selling stuff on ebay is obliged to do so anyway.
Bears are scary, not to mention the one from the Shining
...Geddit?
I want to buy it!
I wonder how much a "haunted" stuffed Polar Bear would fetch. I may have to get into this lucrative business.
Oh, and that could SO be turned into the script for an actual horror movie. Not a particularly good one, but one nonetheless.
EDIT: Listening to this makes it much more fun to read, in my opinion.
Last edited by Rase; 05-10-2006 at 01:24 AM.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
holy [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] that stuff freaks me out!!!!!!! im so nervous now
XDQ: You should send the bear to Chuck Norris, He'll know what to do. Or maybe you could send it to some orphans, that'd be awesome.
A: Chuck Norris pees sitting down in the presence of Baron.
Last edited by Cruise Control; 05-10-2006 at 05:30 AM.
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
After reading his entire story, it sounds as if this man has been watching a little movie from the 70's called The Devil's Gift.
Also, if the bear is as evil and bloodthristy as he suggests, then why make a hilarious myspace account for it? He also seemed to have a pretty genuine sense of humor about the whole situation in his QnA thing on the ebay page. If a stuffed animal wanted my blood on it's hands, I would not be making light of it. I'd be institutionalizing myself.
I have so many people to hate, I'd have a hard time choosing who to send it to. So I think I'd have to put it in a blender and send them each a piece/pieces
That's a unique way for writers to get their name recognized. That was a good story.
I laughed. Does that mean my computer's going to go screwy?
I also made this post sarcastically, so does that mean it'll come and kill me? o.o;
Some of that is actually well written, and could make a fairly creepy novel. An 800 dollar novel? No.
Then again, if I could buy a replica of Christine from Stephen King I'd pay alot.
Yes.Originally Posted by StarlightAngel
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