Wow, you put a lot of thought into this.

Del Murder is my husband. So everyone else who's in love with him, back off (I'm lookin' at you corncracker!).

At one point it was declared that Misfit was my mother but she claimed to be a lot of people's mother and she doesn't even visit EoFF much anymore so I dunno if that connection still stands. Same can be said for Mik and Wyllius who were both my Aunts.

I'm having creepy deja vu right now, so I'll leave the formal family name/adoption/etc. stuff for another time.