EoFF doesn't kiss and tell, you pervert.
If it wasn't for Site Staff you wouldn't have a site to find.
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No way, you guys are totally like the Borg and you totally want me to be Picard so you can "assimilate" me and I don't want any freaky cyber spider funk going on around me plzkthx.
Down with the Borg spiders.
Signature by rubah. I think.
I get the feeling this is going nowhere.
Originally Posted by corncracker
Aaaaaah, we were due for a spam thread.
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
Yeah, because of that post, this thread will get closed. Thanks a lot, cornonthecob
But then the Google would demand the same thing, and before you know it that stupid Jeeves fellow would want in on it too.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Nobody wants those CoolWebSearch guys to come.
Just doing my job.Originally Posted by Being Retarded
Hey - these spiders seem like a nice bunch o' chaps! Give 'em a chance! ;D
Anyone seen the movie Arachnophobia? I suggest we knight one of them.
I am amused.
Yahoo! Slurp Spider, if you put EoFF as the #1 search result on Yahoo! when you search for "final fantasy" then I will happily make you a Cid's Knight.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Why do you ask the impossible!? I am but one of many spiders! I do not have that jurisidiction!
FELLOW EOFFers! LOOK! THE MAN IS TRYING TO KEEP US DOWN! DON'T LET HIM DO THAT! YAHOO! SLURP SPIDERS DESERVE EQUAL REPRESENTATION!
Could someone explain how this whole "Yahoo! Slurp Spider" thing actually works anyway?
They are the Borg. Resistance is futile. They will assimilate you, then everybody else. There is no hope...