Fear the horde

[Jebus]

Spider
He is our hero
Spider
Get rid of
Spider
Step on spider
Spider
We love you spider

I promise not to kill you.
Spider

Spider
We love you spider
Spider
Get rid of
Spider
Must stop
Spider
He is our hero

[Yahoo! Slurp Spider]

If we make you a Cid's knight, then you will be able to spider all the private forums, and cache all the pages for others to see. And we couldn't have that, could we? :rolleyes2

Samuraid clearly has something to hide.

Further proof that we deserve representation! Look at these smug Administrators and Cid's Knights with their fancy titles and their hidden staff forum. Who knows what outrage they plan against not only my people, but all of the other members of EoFF!?

We deserve representation, we deserve to make our voices heard, and we deserve to have the power to stem the tides of moderator oppression!

But we like moderator oppresion, knowing were worth oppressing makes our sad lives spent on the internet mean something.

You will like what I TELL you to like, wretched meatbag.

[Strider]

How exactly are you and your folks being oppressed? So far as I can tell, you've never had any warnings, no signatures deleted for excessive file size, no bans from EoEO, no user note bans...

You're a silly newbie. Call me a meatbag and you get my size 13 in your face.

[-N-]

I'm on your side buddy. Where are the Google spiders?

[Samuraid]

They are called Googlebots

[Google Slurp Spider]

This is nonsense! Yahoo's struggle for power is exactly why us googlebots wage the war against you silly Yahoo! scum. We do not crave power. We do not wish for representation. We are happy just finding websites. That is exactly why you will lose and we will win. Your struggle for internet superiority is futile, on the internet and on EoFF!

[Ramza Beoulve]

This is nonsense! Yahoo's struggle for power is exactly why us googlebots wage the war against you silly Yahoo! scum. We do not crave power. We do not wish for representation. We are happy just finding websites. That is exactly why you will lose and we will win. Your struggle for internet superiority is futile, on the internet and on EoFF!

See? that's the reason Google Rules! they are the good guys n.n, now, lets fight Yahoo!, my friends, rise at arms!

[Old Manus]

I can't remember them being called Google Slurp Spiders

imposter etc

[Rase]

Yeah, I totally like the Google dude more than the Yahoo! dude. He reminds me of me, only, you know, a bot.

[project X]

Slurping spiders? Scary.

[NeoCracker]

If we make you a Cid's knight, then you will be able to spider all the private forums, and cache all the pages for others to see. And we couldn't have that, could we? :rolleyes2

Samuraid clearly has something to hide.

Further proof that we deserve representation! Look at these smug Administrators and Cid's Knights with their fancy titles and their hidden staff forum. Who knows what outrage they plan against not only my people, but all of the other members of EoFF!?

We deserve representation, we deserve to make our voices heard, and we deserve to have the power to stem the tides of moderator oppression!

But we like moderator oppresion, knowing were worth oppressing makes our sad lives spent on the internet mean something.

You will like what I TELL you to like, wretched meatbag.

Your attempt at opression is pituful, you should take lessons from Leeza, she's great at that kind of thing.

[Lost Number]

Demanding representation for the lurkers? PAH! Give something and you will get...nothing. We are defenceless. They are defenceless. Only CKs have power. WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

[Yahoo! Slurp Spider]

Demanding representation for the lurkers? PAH! Give something and you will get...nothing. We are defenceless. They are defenceless. Only CKs have power. WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

But with the power of the CK in our hands our people shall usher in a new age of glory the likes of which EoFF has never known!

[project X]

Demanding representation for the lurkers? PAH! Give something and you will get...nothing. We are defenceless. They are defenceless. Only CKs have power. WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

But with the power of the CK in our hands our people shall usher in a new age of glory the likes of which EoFF has never known!

Will it be gory?

[Lost Number]

Demanding representation for the lurkers? PAH! Give something and you will get...nothing. We are defenceless. They are defenceless. Only CKs have power. WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

But with the power of the CK in our hands our people shall usher in a new age of glory the likes of which EoFF has never known!

BUT then we have to GET the power of the CK. Now, why do I think they wont give it to you...they have the power. Im just happy to trundle along here. But if they DO give out a CK, i promise to stand for your rights.