Yeah, these holidays are just there to guilt trip you if you don't buy whoever's day it is a gift. I bet the stores like 'em though. I bet these days were invented by a flowershop owner. The worst part of these days is that I feel almost forced to buy a silly gift. And if I don't they'll be all like "what? no gift? but I'm ur mother I gave birth 2 u. ;_;" or "what? no gift? but I'm ur fathr, I raised u" or "what? no gift? But I'm your girlfriend and I bought you a valentine present. "

I'm only saying this because I'm bitter that there's no Reckless-Spammer-From-Norway day.