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[Cid Vicious]

wee on them from my window. Might as well have a few laughs before I get horrible eaten alive.

Only wee on them?

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

Probably hear all the noise outside from all the little zombie-chav's (freak out cause there's nothing scarier than zombie chavs) scream at them to STFU play some ffx-2 and go back to bed.

[Psychotic]

It is a sad commentary on the state of these forums that this thread hasn't been closed and archived by now.

I'd archive it, but it's been despoiled now.

I would try to passionately kiss a zombie, because, as I have stated at least two, possibly even three times on this forum, it is my life's ambition to do just that. Then I'd get myself bitten. Being a zombie sounds like a pretty nice life if you ask me.

[Hawkeye]

We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip, then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

Jebus wins.

[Crop]

I would run out my house, avoiding the police station. (we all know that the police are useless in a zombie attack and will have all been bitten by now) Until I got to a bus stop, id wait there whistling until a bus came, then assuming the driver hasnt been bitten I would throw him off the bus and drive away, picking up people on the way.

[Shoden]

I'd pretend to be a zombie and walk among them, but I'd be screwed if my mobile phone rang.


You Aren't the only one to see that movie BoB!

"Shoot him!"
"for the last time it aint r-"

[RPJesus]

Get on a big red coat, call up Trent Reznor, borrow hiw wig and chin, stick up some disturbing posters and pretend I don't just look fat.
Then I imagine I'll gain some sort of, I don't know, devil like powers. Then I'll be pretty safe... until I find true love!!!

That's the weirdest thing I've heard in a long time. ><

My stringy darling, blame Capcom.

[Omnislash07]

well since we have about 15 guns in my house and tons of ammunition I would be tempted to stay but my house is not very easily defended what with all the windows and such. So I would probably grab my guns and go to the gun shop that is about 1/4 of a mile away for more guns and ammo then go raid GameStop and finally make a final dash for Walmart. i would break in scoure the place for any zombies then lock it down so none could get in. The i would spend the rest of my life playing video games on the biggest tv they had and shooting random zombies from the roof.

course this is dependant on teh fact that these are the slow moving RE type zombies and not the fast moving ones from Dawn of the Dead

[RPJesus]

Of course! That's why americans keep so many weapons! In the (highly probable) event of a zombie attack. Well, now it all makes sense.

[~SapphireStar~]

I'd contact my family, make sure they werent zombies. Get my rally driving wannabe uncle to get a removale (sp) trcuk, gather my close family, raid the nearest super market and let them stay here in my top floor apartment. And the othre 2 apartments up here are empty, so they can stay in those which is a brucy bonus. And just wait till help shows up or gather up some weapons and move. Had this planned for a good few years now!

[Rase]

My friend actually went over this with me a little while ago. Basically, we somehow get a boat and go live on an island with walruses.

Zombies can't swim, can they?

[Heath]

I would run out my house, avoiding the police station. (we all know that the police are useless in a zombie attack and will have all been bitten by now) Until I got to a bus stop, id wait there whistling until a bus came, then assuming the driver hasnt been bitten I would throw him off the bus and drive away, picking up people on the way.

I don't know about the bus service where you live, but here in North Wales the bus service is terrible and half the buses through my village don't manage to turn up on a normal day, never mind during a zombie attack.

I think I might just head up to Scotland, I mean, they managed to keep themselves pretty well defended against England for years. I may as well go visit Ceylan, since chances are I'm going to end up zombified anyway. I mean, the cemetery is just down the road from me so I'm a bit stuck.

Either that or track Michael Howard down as, being a Vampire, I figure he'd be the best person to go to during a zombie attack.

My friend actually went over this with me a little while ago. Basically, we somehow get a boat and go live on an island with walruses.

Zombies can't swim, can they?

Zombie sharks would be a force to be reckoned with.

[DeathKnight]

Grab my alluminum bat and bat their heads off

No smurfing zombies can get in my way.

Get in the first automobile or truck I find and get the hell out of there.

[Anaisa]

I would try to passionately kiss a zombie, because, as I have stated at least two, possibly even three times on this forum, it is my life's ambition to do just that. Then I'd get myself bitten. Being a zombie sounds like a pretty nice life if you ask me.

Zombies=old people. So until zombies invade you may as well just kiss some old people. Ones that are about to die would probably be best for you, because they will have more of a stench of death like a zombie.

My friend actually went over this with me a little while ago. Basically, we somehow get a boat and go live on an island with walruses.

This is a great idea! I've changed my mind, if zombies attack, I'm going to Round island.

[NINJA_Ryu]

Id take my dads rifle, we have about 2 boxes of ammo in the garage, and with that, put it in our truck, drive it from house to house, pillaging food/weaponry/info about the menace.

Repeat till rest of life