Important

[Heath]

Right. Let's assume you wake up one morning and zombies are now roaming your country. For the sake of an argument, let's say someone has kindly left a post-it note in your bedroom informing you of this and left some convincing photographs. I'm sure we've all got our plans drawn up, just like it's required by law to have one drawn up in the event of a fire. I'm not sure how often you're required to do a drill though.

So, quite simply, what do you do?

(Yes, I'm quite aware I haven't posted in about 3 months and I return with this utterly bizarre thread, but that's life for you)

[Cid Vicious]

Get as much Weaponary as I can, and go round popping their heads off, like I do in RE.

[Zeldy]

Im scared to death of Zombies ^_^;

[Jebus]

We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip, then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

[Heath]

Get as much Weaponary as I can, and go round popping their heads off, like I do in RE.

But where would you get the weaponry? Do you have some stored in a handy cardboard box on top of your wardrobe?

We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip, then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

I love you.

[Cid Vicious]

Get as much Weaponary as I can, and go round popping their heads off, like I do in RE.

But where would you get the weaponry? Do you have some stored in a handy cardboard box on top of your wardrobe?

Yeah. For emergency's just like that.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Head for the nearest military installation. Track record wise, they're the most secure anti-zombie areas around. I would, however, be sure to kill off most of the soldiers, because as well all know many soldiers, when faced with civilians in a zombie situation, will usually turn barmy and attempt to kill everyone.

We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip, then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.

[Jebus]

If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.

Okay. We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip, grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

[Shoden]

This will all happen with Queen's don't stop me now strangely playing in the background from an unknown source.

[Meat Puppet]

Join the zombies, without causing fuss. I am a wimp and a sellout.

[Loony BoB]

If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.

Okay. We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip, grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here. It's not really safe, is it?

[Jebus]

Where's safe? Where's familiar?

[Loony BoB]

Where can Maxx smoke?

[Jebus]

....

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil. Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

[Loony BoB]

Yeah, boyeee!