Best Hero/Heroine/Villain combination!

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Hero-Edward
Heroine-Rydia
Villain-Golbez

Edward: I shall avenge Anna. Die Golbez!
Golbez: *hits Edward with thunderbolt*
Rydia: ...Well, that was disappointing.
Edward: *gets back up and attacks Golbez*
Golbez: Such feeble attacks.
Rydia: *summons Chocobo*
Chocobo: *attacks Rydia*
Rydia: NO! NOT ME YOU IDIOT! GA-
Edward: I shall defeat you, Golbez. *grabs Apollo's Harp and begins playing the melody from Magnetic Caven*
Golbez: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm melting!
Rydia:...That was pathetic.

[Moon Rabbits]

Villain: Jenova infused with Golbez cells with Yazoo's head stitched on, and the soul of Ex-Death, giving it the ability to become a tree.

Heroine: Celes!

Hero: Pff, Celes. 'Nuff said.

[Fantasy Fan]

Hero: Kain
Heroin: Freya
Villian: Chaos

[rubah]

Clearly Squall/Rinoa/Seifer

[Griff]

Zidane/Yuffie/ Biggs & Wedge

Zidane: Quick, Yuffie, distract them.
Yuffie: OK *rips open top* BOOBS!
Zidane: uhh......Yuffie......that really doesn't work for you
Biggs: Wedge, is this supposed to be distracting us?
Wedge: I really don't know, there's nothing there
*They both start discussing the insignifigance of the attempted distraction, Zidane sneaks around and stabs them both*
Zidane: what do you know, it actually worked
Yuffie: *cries* you guys are so mean, I just havn't fully developed yet