No, I'm jackin that body, it doesn't need the money.Originally Posted by Chris
No, I'm jackin that body, it doesn't need the money.
Ignore it and walk by. If no one else had seen it, which they probably would have, call the police.
It would most likely be one of the grotty teenage boys that like to hang around near the tracks and attempt to throw things at the passing train, or dare each other to run on the tracks. So assuming it is one of them, I would look and laugh, and then write a suicide note to leave with him, that goes like this: (I'm writing it in the way he would speak) I ave had done wit meself cos I b thinkin that it wud b bettar to be hit by a train like than to wait to die from all the sexual diseases that I got I tryed to keep myself bizzy with me gay nipple twisting bizzyness but nobody was interested cept me bezzys an they kept askin for freebies I went out of bizzyness so I decided to chase me dream by becoming a gay gigolo but my best customers were me bezzy mates an they kept askin fer freebies... so me bizzyness turned to charity work So I couldn't afford to eat nuthin so I thought get yourself off to the station lad and throw yourself infront of the train so I am nuthin but a stain on the tracks anywayz I hopes I b remembered for me charity work
leave it there, if it's not anyone I know then why bother?
Same here.
I'd first off wonder why I was at the train tracks, if I have a hangover at the time, well that's answered my question. Then wonder what that guy over there was doing at the train tracks, ask him, think he's rude for not answering , kick him and walk off.... 5 hours later. "Holy peanuts that guy was dead!?!"
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hmmm... depends on the person.
If I don't like them, *poke*
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kick it onto the track, steal the wallet, poke it, tell and run.
LET THE HAMMER FALL
I'd take it to my good friend Jack Skellington so we could bury it.
or if im realistic id salute it realise its dead scream and walk of in a drunken manner.
Scream like a little girl. I would. Its true
Yeah, I would too......Scream like a little girl. I would. Its true
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Best answer so far you gotta play it safe most dead bodies WILL turn into zombies unless u smash there head.
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