I want David Blaine to come to my picnics.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1608815/

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I'm still trying to figure out why he had to sit in a fishbowl for a week before holding his breath. I mean, was it necessary to the breath holding? I don't get it.

[escobert]

He is god! xD

[GhandiOwnsYou]

no, but without it he wouldn't have gotten the attention of eight million retards to watch his "hold my breath" trick.