It took me about two minutes to write those out.
Anyway here's a new one......
A tribute to the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irvin
Barret's Documentary on Bahamut
*Tifa was knocked out*
Denzel: Hey Tifa, you okay?Hello,anybody home?
*looks around*
Denzel:Keheeeeeheheheheeh!!
**beeps* her*
*Bahamut lands*
Denzel:Hey that was my house you ARRRRSSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*Denzel runs at him*
*Barret comes and shoots Bahamut in the face*
Barret(with Steve's voice):Stay back kid!You wanna get yourself killed?
*turns back*
Barret:So now here we have Bahamut the king of dragons,one of the possibly most dangerous creatures on the planet.Able to spit fireballs the size of Ozma the optional boss from FFIX,and fly at a height no human but Cloud can reach,I'll now demonstrate how to stick my heavily loaded fist up his ass!
Tifa:Seriously?
Barret:Crikey,definitely.
*runs at him*
*Red comes and fight*
*Barret pumps his gun to stick it up Bahamut's ass but Bahamut was flying at him,ready for dinner*
*shuriken comes flying and Yuffie lands*
Yuffie:Oh boy,isn't he gorgeous?
Tifa:Come to think of it,hell yeah.
Yuffie:YEE-HAW!!
*runs at Bahamut*
Denzel:That thing's gorgeous?Crikey, it burned down my house!
*Shadow Creepers appear*
Background music:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??
*Cid whacks and shoves them aside*
Cid:Just in time!And I'll explain about these Shadow Creepers!They are a pain in the ass who likes to sneak up on people and eat the #@#$@ out of them before #$#$$ them and ##%#@% followed by #@#$#@#$ and #$@#$#$@ before ending with #$@$#$@$##$@%#@@#$#%@@#!
Vincent(with Butcher voice from Warcraft III

otA):URRRGGGGHHH FRESH MEAT......
Denzel:Whoa he a butcher or something?
Tifa:Uhh yeah......he sells dog and dragon meat usually......
*Cloud arrives*
Cloud:I blah blah blah...... what the hell let's get there and see Barret stick his fist up Bahamut's ass.
Kadaj:Crikey!I just summoned a beauty!
Yazoo:wow,isn't he beautiful?
Loz:HEY NOT FAIR YOU MEANIE!I WANT TO STICK MY FIST UP HIS ASS!
Reno:Hey I want to stick my rod up his ass too!wait for me!
Rude:.........*follows*
Rufus:He's really aggressive and is easily agitated,so no one but trained personnel can handle such a creature.But Cloud and the others can approach him because they know when to stay away.So now their keeping their distance from Bahamut before trying to snare him.
*Cloud arrives with Tifa and takes thier spot to watch the show*
*Barret,Loz and Reno fight each other so that they can get an attempt to stick their weapons up Bahamut's ass*
Aeris:Man I can't believe I missed this!I could've stuck my staff up Bahamut's tight gorgeous ass!
Zack:*watches while munching some doritos*
Sephiroth:HEY I WANT TO STICK MY SWORD UP HIS TINY ASS!
*Kadaj was watching and eating a slice of Jenova's Friggin' Head Cheese Pizza and turns into him*
*Sephy flies to Bahamut,kills Loz and Reno and stabs Barret in the heart(sigh,gotta go with the flow)*
Sephiroth:I'M GONNA STICK MY SWORD UP YOUR TIGHT ASS!
*sticks his sword up his ass*
Cloud:Hey you killed Barret Steve Irvin!
*Omnislash*
*Sephy dies*
*Kadaj returns to the planet*
Kadaj:FRRREEEEEENNNNCHHHHHHH TTTTTTOOOOOAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
Everyone:RIP Barret Steve Irvin.Amen.